Are Your 'Rents Selling Your PS2?

I was thinking the same thing... Sounds like a fucking psycho mom and a normal teenager...

Motherfuckers...
 
the guy is still down $54.50, the parent must be a dumbass, after one of those things a good parents would have at least taken away his 'prized possesion'

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wow, hes 6'3' and only 13yrs old. What jackass steals Dom Perignon wine and expects to get away with it.

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yep thats a lesson he will soon forget.

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obviously they are...

the best thing to do would to be to mysteriously break the PS2 before they shipped it but dont say anything so they end up having to refund the persons money in the end. hahha

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^how would you feel if your jackass little son drank your $120 bottle of wine? That kid is soooo damn stupid. I would put him up for auction

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hahahahhahahahha that idiot

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Uh, I doubt they're broke if they drink Dom Perignon.

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ha, his parents cant spell either.

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hahaha that would suck. i like how she included the whole story

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haha Duncan you're evil dude.

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So if this kid fucked up this much in one weekend. Either it was just a bad weekend or hes a little pshyco!

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hahaha

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

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I love reading the story and then lookign at this statement 'BECAUSE US PARENTS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU.' It is a well written piece and judging by it she must have done well on the verbal section of the sat's.

 
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a bunch of us go to the jumping falls during school it's kind of the bad kids 'hang out' place around here. due to sketchiness and large numbers you always kind of have to watch your shit. well my friend lurch drives convertible (lebaron? I think?) and we of course on a 90 degree day had the top down. Went and chilled at the river. Whatevkis. It was time to go back to class and we had left the top down which usually means bad things. Instead... in the drivers seat, in a plastic shaws bag was a functioning x box with paddles and games. Needless to say we detoured on the way to school and spent the afternoon playing video games.

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you just ruined a 120$ bottle of french champaigne, i think you deserve that totally. My dad woulda beat the bejesus outa me.

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''I AM SELLING THOS PRIZE possession TO RECOOP WHAT I LOST.''

Wow, one short sentence, three errors. Can't say i hold out much hope for this child, considering his parents are morons. Kinda sad... Dom Perignon? How unbelievably cliche. What did they do, go to the local liquor store and say 'What's the most expensive thing you've got?' or maybe, 'Hey, I've heard of this.'

And what the fuck is a Bugle?!? You play a 51$ instrument of some kind? It's like they're pretending to be cultured. Just another waste of oxygen.

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I dont think this auction was done by a parent. There are way too many grammatical errors. I believe some kid who got bored of his PS2 fabricated some story to get some sympathy and more people to vote. I've never met any parents to have gotten this mad. A friend of mine did pot and got caught red handed and his parents weren't even this mad. It is all made up.

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a 6'3 13 yr old who plays PS2 all day. I figure some kid like him would be playin basketball all day.

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fuck my parents, I knew they'd pull this shti on me.

I dind't even drink it, it aws my fucking girlfriend.. god damnit.

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whats really funny is how much bullshit this is.. a bugle does not have any slides or moving parts... and a bottle of don peigon(sp) is now avrage at 275..... this is some slut tryign to sell it.. good story though..

/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/''Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.'
 
yah, i was going to say that they must have gotten their instruments mixed up. This was the most entertaining thing i have read all day...

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy
 
Hey, give a friend some money and have them buy the ps2 then when your parents ask where you got it say you bought it off a friend. Opps tobad the bidding is over, sorry that sucks your shit out of luck

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haha, bugles are pieces of shit and no one uses them except the military, and they have no slides at all because they have no valves!

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
you stole DP, your a fuckin idiot.

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at the 4th, he was talking about hyperspace and backwards time.....
 
my dad found my pipe the other day.... he was really upset but didn't punish me. he told me just to be smart about it and to never drive. i guess im lucky.

-that lady sounds like she is a nut-case on a powertrip.. im glad she isn't my mom!

 
Riiight... it's not me. I found it on another forum that I was browsing.

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that is a prutty fucked up thing to say 'us parents are smarter then you!'

I would leave! serously, you may have done some fucked up things but those parents are really fucked up to talk like that, i would leave!

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that's gay, a $120 bottle of wine, get over it, they're obviously not poor, they had the wine, the ps2 shit. what a bunch of lame asses.

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