What does my ability have to do with anything? If you need step by step instruction on how to do a backflip ON A TRAMPOLINE (you know....as in, what this thread is actually about you illiterate ree rees) chances are, you have zero body awareness and/or you have a vagina somewhere on your body.
Stop trying to look mature/accepting/humble/self-righteous, no one is impressed or gives a fuck.
Grow a pair of balls, bounce three times, tilt your fucking head back, suck your knees up, put your baby soft feet down right where you're looking. Boom, backflip.
Alternatively, use all that rope that you tied to the play-pen tramp walls for support to hang yourselves.
And Aaron, get a life and stop posting for a few days....I dare you, you douchey poser.
There. Now, I'm actually being the dick you accused me of being.