Are you Injured?

Balmdogg

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Anyone taken a solid beat down this year massive nutting or knee chaos or something like that???

ULTA-MATUM

 
Nuked my ACL today. Does that count?

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan

Whistler Sucks

 
i did mine 2 days before the mountain opened.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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nothing too bad...but i did fuck up my pistols pretty bad. NO SHIT THERE I WAS carving down bowl 5, when BAM!!!! i hit a volkswagon. sent me for a loop about 60 yards down, nice smooth landing on a rock. bruse on my ass the size of a football. riped the edge on my ski...but i got her all fixed up and back in action!

Why do your skis curve up on both ends?
 
well my knee hurts like a bitch .... and the trap rail kicked the shit out of me, but i ended up greasin it, its mine

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall
 
my inner thigh hurts some gay torn muscle or somethin' it's all good i'm high on advil before i go skiin'

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-David
 
partially torn MCL and ACL

Why don't u just go suck a fuck!.....'Oh really!? Tell me how exactly does one suck a fuck???

Your such a fuck ass! 'Did you just call me a fuck ass?! lol' *little girl comes in and says* Whats a fuck ass?
 
^haha.. yeah same here too.

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
fuck, i just got home from the hospital...7 fuckin' stitches in my chin...slidin' a rail, ski falls off, knick my chin on the rail...big huge gouge and shit...suck'd ass!

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-David
 
fucked up back, sprained MCL,LCL,ACL,PCL ankles, bruised heels,neck, but still skiing!

I am a skier because skiing needs a future

Save correct spelling for school

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yeah im jsut generally sore all over. skinig trakes a beatring on u eventually

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
you guys are pussys, i'm still onj crutches since dec. 15th, was in intensive care (life or death) for five days, will have enough metal in my back to freeze half my spine for 9!!! months.....will also be shredding next season and going bigger than you all. moo ha ha

look before you leap...which is what i did but still got raped by a rock under big pow

went big and went home
 
Skiing through tight trees yesterday and caught a branch under the snow. Spun around and landed back first on the trunk. I flopped around like a fish trying to get my goddamn helmet off so I could catch a breath. Layed there for about five minutes then skied the rest of the way down. On the lift ride up I started coughing up blood. X-rays were negative and all is somewhat well except for a bruised lung and ribs.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
I was up at Whistler Blackcomb, I went off a kicker and tried to do a 360 but overroated and did a 450, My legs are torn and I can barely walk, out for 3 weeks

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Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert
 
I've got a jammed vertabrae.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
i've had a few horrific nuttings in the past couple weeks...

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again
 
i almost got nutted bad today, but i landed on my tailbone stradelling the bottom of a kink.... it was very nice......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
i fractured my wrist, one concussion, bruised rib, sprained ankle, pulled ligement in other ankle, bruised hip, strained knee thing, and still skiing and reinjuring every injury every weekend, i need to take a break, but skiing is way to addictive

Justin the Hick
 
you should take a break. I went skiing on my torn acl (thats how I find out I tore it two weeks prior) and I ended up doing more damage.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
def knee chaos, hit my knee on a rock today goin like 40 and it fuckin kills

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
i am sore all over, have jammed both big toes in my boots, been molested by my look p10 bindings form landing back seat(not fun), and hurt my tail bone. but from listening to some other guys i can't complain

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
Skiing on my torn ACL from last season and today just hopped off a rail, landed fine, and somehow someway hurt my knee, not sure what I did, just really really really hoping its not bad and that nothing more is torn. Dont think it is though.

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I like to ski.
 
dang lots of knee problems. i blame it on my parents. they suck at making me.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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My season ended a month ago when i dislocated my knee and ruptured my acl tore my meniscus and streched my medial ligaments. Lost my salomon sponsorship because of it. Wont be able to attend the british nationals in easter cos doc says my knee fucked for a year.

Chin up. :)

 
itd take me 4 days to type out all the shit that happened....

to sum it all up: dislocated knee and shoulder, sprained both wrists, both ankles, broken fingers and toes, and torn or pulled muscles

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
 
my tummy hurts.

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I always thought Bush steeze was when you go huge, then drop bombs on everyone watching you.

--west
 
this is from --> SPYDER887

Ok this is gunna take a long time but anyways

Dislocated shoulder- I was with all my guy friends and we were doing stunts off the roof and it was my turn so I jumped off the roof and my friend (Josh) grabbed my arm and pulled really hard and then tosses me into the pool….my other friend (tad) had to jump in and help me get out. I didn’t go to the hospital or nothing. Till about 4 days after when I injure it again. So I went to the doc and I had to get a sling and stuff.

Dislocated Knee-I have really bad knees cuz I dislocated both of em last year skiing and ya I never saw a doc about em so they’re hella screwed. And this year I came off a jump on my skis and the landing was too flat and there was a bunch of loose snow. So when I landed I popped outta both skis did a flip and landed on my back. I also dislocated my thumb and broke a finger. When I did a flip I hit my nose on my knee so I had blood running down my face….it sucked

Left wrist- I was skateboarding and a car came around a corner and didn’t see me so he hit me. I had bruises from head to toe, almost broken rib, and I got off the guys car and walked away before the guy could even get out of his car.

Right wrist-playing rugby with my guy friends, currently I resprained it cuz this guy pulled on my wrist, brought it behind my back, and twisted it around almost breaking it.

Left ankle- a girl slide tackled me in soccer and many other football related accidents

Right ankle-falling down a flight of stairs in a cardboard box (don’t ask)

Broken fingers-freeclimbing at my grandpa’s ranch

Broken toes- having my horses step on my feet

Torn muscle-I tore a muscle in my abs cuz I did too many sit ups

Bruised tailbone- I fall over a lot

And currently I reinjured my shoulder and bruised my tailbone becuz I was doing crazy shit yesterday and I pulled a muscle in my quads

thats most of em

Member Number 2912

Did I make the crash section yet- Scott Hibbert
 
i smoked my hip...big nasty bruise on my entire ass cheek...so pretty.

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
i broke my left thumb trying my first urban jib, but fuck that I don't need a thumb to ski

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
add another acl to the list :*( ... its actually good to know im not the only one though.. i already got my surgery and i am well on my way to a speedy recovery.. also my hip is disloacted but im ganna get physical theraphy for that too.

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

 
according to my friend's mom (shes a nurse) i may have torn my meniscious.. it sucks.. hurts to walk

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GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

Jenga is a game for rehab... you know youre getting better when you can stop shaking enough to beat the other junkies.

 
according to my friend's mom (shes a nurse) i may have torn my meniscious.. it sucks.. hurts to walk

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GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

Jenga is a game for rehab... you know youre getting better when you can stop shaking enough to beat the other junkies.

 
according to my friend's mom (shes a nurse) i may have torn my meniscious.. it sucks.. hurts to walk

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GEORGE BUSH

Like a rock......

Only dumber.

Jenga is a game for rehab... you know youre getting better when you can stop shaking enough to beat the other junkies.

 
i love how we all try to oust each other with injuries. 7 staples equivalent to maybe 20 stitches. but 60 stitches would have to be at least 21 staples. torn miniscus yeah thats bad. arthritis when your old. but youll be back skiing in 3-4 weeks.

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turtles can breath through their butts.

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Broken leg, big metal plate, 24 staples....the shits over rated, i'll be back soon

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i twisted my ankle all up it still hurts to ski but what are you gonnna do

The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
 
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