Are these Fixable (Epic Planks)

I like how the picture is erroring out now to. OP is right up there with that gunther kid who was stealing skis and snowboards; AND worked at a shop to boot...
 
wait so im a little bit confused about how he is scamming?

From what i am gathering he accuired a beat up pair of planks from a team member and then tried to get new ones. is that correct?
 
Kinda, but first he sent epic planks an email claiming that he had saved ALL his money to get a new pair of epic's skis and they broke, so if he could get new ones it would be awesome, then they figured that Zahner had sold him his old unreleased skis for a deal and he was trying to refund them. So, it was a dick move hoping that epic planks would send him a completely new pair by claiming he had broken his, which were actually Zahner's

Did I do a good job with that?
 
OP:

scumbag-steve-how-the-internet-meme-became-a-rapper-c4a89606dc.jpg
 
haha this thread cracked me up.

Epic Planks are a super sick group of chill guys and very up and coming. I know the owners personally and they will do anything to help out those who deserve it while repping their company.

Dont hesitate to buy their skis
 
If you won alot of comps on them like you say you did in the email why don't you just get sponsored and get free skis? Instead of stealing sizzlas.
 
that kids a proper piece of shit looked at his instagram and did the same shit to line, even though he rich as fuck (bought a brand new CFR-150)
 
Epoxy=yes. Gorilla glue expands so it will only work if you don't care about a half inch raised piece of your ski.
 
Deep down inside OP is really a gaper. Stealing from a big ski brand? You're a lowlife.. But stealing from a small ski brand that makes sick skis and is honestly working on their quality? Thats terrible
 
I'm mad that I already had this guy at 0/10 so I couldn't get the satisfaction of draining his karma further while letting out a maniacal laugh.
 
You just need $100 cash and a driver's license!!!!! BAD CREDIT?!?! NO CREDIT!?!??!? NO PROBLEM!!!!!1

WE FINANCE EVERYONE!!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!!!
 
Scammer ownage aside. I'm not sure how pics of ski's delaming with blown out edges makes anyone actually want to buys ski's from Epic Planks.
 
"There are a few pairs floating around from protoyping and testing different materials, etc., but nothing with those graphics of production quality....."
 
Back
Top