are stiff skis hard to do like rails or jumps on ?

no?

and more, much more than this, I did it my way

'So you're a skier?'

'No, I prefer to refer to myself as a double boarder'
 
only absolute ski shop puts magnets on to fuck you up

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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
Only faggots like this, take pictures of themselves in the mirror.

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hey relax, this dude just asks a simple question and all of you have to laugh at his picture. thats fucked up

and more, much more than this, I did it my way

'So you're a skier?'

'No, I prefer to refer to myself as a double boarder'
 
you apperently didnt get the memo about the magnetic fields, i clearly left it in your in-box

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its ski season
 
The wrinkles are because it's the only shirt he can afford after the disgusting price for a shirt like that.

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
stiff skis will give you more pop off of lips and whatnot, so if that is an issue then i guess your answer is yes.

GOSH...... IDIOT!
-CCR-
IAN
'everyday should be a good day to die'
-Dave Matthews
 
thanks man that makes me feal better cause i have been hearing kinda bad stuff about em and i thought they had no pop but i guess they do now

 
stiff skis demand respect. I hear when you grind with a race ski a robotic arm pops up from the tip and bitch slaps you for destroying its edges.

 
stiff skis give you less pop ya jackass. you cant pre-load them as much as soft skis. especially with butters.

'this is just like sex, only im having it!'
 
stiff skis have more pop in pipe and on jumps, where the jump loads them up, but as far as ollies and butters where you have to load teh ski yourself, they dont have asmuch pop. Get it? stiff skis are also more stable and easier to land backseat on.

FUCK BIGGIE
 
you really need to stop asking just questions. they are fine, my chronics are great, i hoover right down rails with my ill magnetic fields

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Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
i hate to break it to you, but all skis have magnetic fields, it is what holds them together, not epoxy. some skis magnetic fields stick to rails, others hoover, like mine. some skis change depending on the conditions

im sorry, companies dont 'sponcer' people, the 'sponsor' people- snapjibber2008

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Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
what skis do you have? the field depends on the type of skis. salomons, elans and nordicas are especially bad

im sorry, companies dont 'sponcer' people, the 'sponsor' people- snapjibber2008

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Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
mine have a little antimatter in them so they float above the snow, instead of on it

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
lineski16, i cant believe you actually bought that. judging by your resposes, you know absolutly nothing about skis, or magnetisim. skis do not have a gravitational field, and stiff skis are harder to butter in general, but have more pop

im sorry, companies dont 'sponcer' people, the 'sponsor' people- snapjibber2008

the above may contain: opinion, religion, stupidity, brilliance, laughter, sick, or dumb luck, take it as such.

Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
ok lineski, i'll level with you. THE MAGNETIC FIELD THING IS A JOKE!!! and stiffer skis if anything are better on rails cuz they dont bend as easily if you nose/tail press so your centre of gravity is higher up and you stay on for longer. if you're nose/tail pressing you need to have a centre of gravity that is higher than the rail or you will come off to the side. the further away you are from the rail you are the more your centre of gravity waivers.

'this is just like sex, only im having it!'
 
stiff skis = easier takeoff (more pop)

soft skis = easier landing (more forgiving)

any ski = good on a rail. it doesn't matter.

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free ipod

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The type of ski you have on your foot makes no difference for doing rails.

Unless it has a groove in the base for locking in, such as the Line Weapon skiboard, or possibly the T hall pro model with the 'detuned edge'

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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
 
Sweet Jesus, some of you are FUCKING RETARDED. C'mon guys, I know you are smarter than what you are writing......maybe?

 
magnetic fields??

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- tricks were meant to be stomped
I Will say no More....
 
If you bought the magnetic fields thing, you don't know shit about skis

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?
 
Magnetic skis are for pussies. I had a pair once and switched the magnets around so I could slide the underside of the rail.

 
Magnetic skis are for pussies, as are magnetic clothes that give an automatic steeze when skiing. The batteries were a bit expensive too.

 
if you suck in the park, a stiff pair of skis will make you their bitch - trust me i know. if you're just starting park get a softer ski

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
i once had skis with a magnetic field, and when i went onto a rail, i deflected and did a backflip off. then i went inside and ate a quesadilla

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
my skiis repel gravity, i can hover as long as i want, i usually turn them to atract when i leave the atmosphere so i can come back down, thought the earth has moves a bit so i mand in japan, sweet uh? but this by definition excludes metaphysics of noodles...

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Là tu vois tu peux pas répondre: t'es amoli, déchiqueté, astiqué et complétement cassé!!!! a yé, t'es prêt a pleurer!

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I'm also a unique creation of God, just like everyone else...
 
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