Are Snow Gods Real?

skifreak915

skifreak915

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I dont really believe in a God as in Jesus or anything but Im wondering if Snow Gods are real? As I sit here trying to write my environmental paper I am just thinking about the upcoming season and my new skis. I cant wait to find all the good stashes and rip in all the nar nar. But are Snow God's real? I think they hibernate during the summer and start to come out around the start of fall. What do you guys think about this one?

 
skifreak please tell me you're just really bored.

please tell me that wasn't a serious question.

please?

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yeah, good call, people are pretty quick to talk shit on this site it seems.. and no few seem able to take it in stride... in any case i think its one of those things where if you burn things for them and such, no wrong can come, but if you dont they could bring you a big drought

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Damn.. y'all can be harsh.

For the record, I do believe in snow gods.

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Yes, there is a snow god and he is Üler. if you want you can burn old skis and boards in a huge fire to pray for snow. it is good if there is a party going on as well. and for those of you who think this is gay, It can't hurt to pray for snow. Plus it is cool to burn shit....Like Dan K. :)

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maybe the guy who invented the snow guns could be a kind of snow god...afterall, he did bring snow at times when there was none

Just a thought

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yeah dude like offtrail said you gotta make a sacrafice to the snow gods to recieve a plentiful year of snow! I'd suggest old equipment and if that fails move on to chickens and in a serious pinch you can sacrafice a few snowboarders, no one will notice if a few go missing. hahaha start praying bro this year better be epic

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i 'worship' the snow gods. and wasn't there something about it in a powder mag last year or a couple years ago...

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