Are mullets still cool?
- Thread starter oldmanski
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ReturnToMonkey
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Of course they are
SofaKingSick
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they're like camo, they are never in nor out
OregonDead
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if someone has the confidence to properly rock a mullet they don't really need to ask what's cool or not
btw if you have not watched the documentary American Mullet I highly recommend it
btw if you have not watched the documentary American Mullet I highly recommend it
ReturnToMonkey
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14268567:SammyDubz said:
P white is literally god
Non_State_Actor
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Are we talking ironic mullets like those from 15 years ago? Or genuine mullets to go with rusted out Chevy Corsicas and 30 packs of Busch Ice?
rojo.grande
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14268598:ReturnToMonkey said:
Looking forward to the next mullet DM story dump on his ig
Non_State_Actor
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14268756:oldmanski said:
Those never go out of style, they sometimes prefer camel non-filter or winstons though.
ReturnToMonkey
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14268780:rojo.grande said:
Lmk when he does so I can download insta and submit mine
dolanslebensraum
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footballers faux hawk mullets are awesome imo.
**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2021 at 11:38:09pm
**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2021 at 11:38:09pm
dolanslebensraum
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You gotta have a killer hairline tho, otherwise you dont pull it off.
a proper mullet with a good hairline is a total fuckmenow.
a proper mullet with a good hairline is a total fuckmenow.
Treegrabber
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before you are bestowed with this legendary haircut, you must take your boat across the 7 seas,battling hardship and hormones the entire way. Once you have reached White Castle you may unload your ship. This is where you will be bestowed will a pristine pair of black ops 98s.
Now, you shall face the challenge; land a cab 9
if you do this successfully young brother you will be granted access to throne room, where the man, the myth, the legend will be sitting.
Eheath will then point you towards Parker white. When you approach p white and pass out from his beauty, fear not, for he will bestow upon your limp lifeless body the haircut of myth.
T H E M U L L E T
Now, you shall face the challenge; land a cab 9
if you do this successfully young brother you will be granted access to throne room, where the man, the myth, the legend will be sitting.
Eheath will then point you towards Parker white. When you approach p white and pass out from his beauty, fear not, for he will bestow upon your limp lifeless body the haircut of myth.
T H E M U L L E T
SWRTOFFICIAL
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I could pull off a fucking radical mullet because my hair goes below my shoulders but I dont think the world is ready for that yet
SWRTOFFICIAL
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14269342:vibecheck said:
CatdickBojangles
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Having a mullet is the only acceptable time to wear pit vipers.
Just posted this a few days ago and absolutely stand by my claims.
"Every American should at some point in their lives experience the sheer unadulterated freedom and deep levels of respect that come with having a proper mullet."
"Every American should at some point in their lives experience the sheer unadulterated freedom and deep levels of respect that come with having a proper mullet."
Don't cut your hair for the job you have but for the job you want.
mountaindewgirl
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14268740:safarisam said:
Gurl, my ex's mullet was ridiculous. He's had it over 5 years now. Was a good boyfriend, just really jealous and could only read/write at a 4th grade level.
He's a comedian, and for our first date we went to one of his shows. He told some joke like, "any girl that dates a mullet definitely puts out on the first night" and the whole room turned and looked at me.
We had a solid run of about 11 months after that tho.
Young_patty
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Ironically: yes
un-ironically: no
un-ironically: no
dolanslebensraum
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14269454:theabortionator said:
i think you grew it too long for a proper mullet. I think mullets only look good when they are compact like c ronaldos mullet or Fernando torrez or mesut ozil.
if its not portable it loses its cuteness and general aesthetic form factor in my opinion
heres some good ones:
14271021:mat_espo said:
This is pretty good.
doubleblackjack
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Only if matched with pit vipers