If I could give the GW award to an entire thread, this would be it. You people are fucking retarded. No, there is no correlation between slamming other dudes and your preference for alcoholic beverages. For some unknown reason, 16 year olds think they have to act tough drinking to prove they have genitals... makes you look like a complete poser.
FUCK THINGS WITH JUICE IN THEM I WANT STRAIGHT VODKA.
Grow up.