April skiing profit

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1 get a snowmachine

2 get some friends

3 set some rails up

4 sag your goddamn goggles

5 ???????

6 profit?
 
well while you were sittin in the desert that is reno, i was being a jib ninja in the mountains today. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
Creepin the profile, eh?

Last time I checked I've skied during every month for the past 3~4 years.

And no, I don't go to summer camps.

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very nice use of the bomb ass dank ass fuckin neologisms sir.

yeah, i skeeeeeeeed all day and my dad thought i was dead.
 
i don't actually i like to watch pussy get pounded, its no fun to watch a pussy getting licked. like a solo girl is ok now and then, but i just go for the typical guy on girl porn
 
so get this, best weekend ever probably but it doesn't matter if it's the weekend cause i aint got no job...but still.

put down 25 saki bombs

get wasted as fuck balls

loose my friend aaron a different bar

go to a bar for only one second intentionally, end up closing it down

walking down mainstreet, piss off the bridge into the already high as fuck river

break the button on my shorts

convince this sexy lady to come over

wake up at 9, and ski all day and on top of it make burgers over a fire, and they were bomb ass dank ass perp skerp burgers at that.

sunday funday

what did you do today hot.pocket?!
 
i'm not getting worked up, just letting you know that if you really are waiting to ski you might as well make it fuckin happen.

and while you're at it sag your gad damn goggles.
 
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