I figure I won't go to bed, the dorm alarms will be pulled soon anwyays. One room mate just woke up, got himself a beer, gave me 2, then went to bed. That was weird. And I jus tseran wrapped his toilet seat. Now I feel bad. Oh well. I plan on plugging their shower tap.
Like a virgin on prom night
You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself
either duct-tape your best friends cat to their car, or put a can of beer in a paint mixing machine then put in in the fridge..and when they go to open it......BOOM!
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Kitting is so progressional.
just go do shit to random people in the streets. like, walk right on their heels, and surprise them when they walk by you. throw waterballoons at people. oh, and justin, me, joel, and jesse are planning on going to carleton tomorrow evening, going to a random huge ass class, and starting a 'rudy' chant. you down?
cant go wrong with a good old fashion tar and feathering
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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss
^ no dude thats got consequences, some kid did that to another one back when i was in middle school and cut his sack open , it was brutel blood everywhere
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'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'
'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'