April Fool's is almost here...

[Mooose...]

Does anyone have any good, successful pranks or whatever?

feel free to post any good stories from previous years as well.

 

[comeatmebro]

hahahahah oh shit. this one time

 

[word-sauce]

im planning on raping some little kids and pretending i dont have herpies

 

[andrew.]

i loled

 

[powderdrunkie]

i was gonna beat someone to death with a crowbar but that shits been done sooooo much. it's really getting old

 

[Alex_G]

my friend actually shat on somebody's porch. kinda gross but if you really don't like somebody it would probably make them angry.

 

[Alex_G]

^^doorstep not porch. even worse.

 

[SolMi]

back in like fifth grade my friends little bro and his friends were selling kool-aid so we all bought one and said "april fools" then threw the kool-aid in their faces and ran.

 

[Nicholas.]

bahahaha

it would be really mean to just shit everywhere and leave a note that says "april fool lol!"

 

[powderdrunkie]

one time i smacked a little kid's ice cream into his face a yelled "YOU REMEMBER ME FOREVER!"

 

[word-sauce]

wow your not dane cook

 

[Dan.]

If you're parents have a decent sense of humor, and you still live at home, don't come home and call them at 6 in the morning from a number they are sure not to know and say its your one phone call and you need bail money..

 

[Inbred_Redneck]

Grab a clicky pen, put some kitestring or black wire onto the end and attach the other end inside your jacket/shirt. Go to your nearest shopping center or airport and proceed to click the pen. After the first try, look confused. Then when everyone stares, yell APRIL FOOLS and run. Just be sure to have a get away vehicle in case you get chased down by cops.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

my parents would kill me, no question about it

 

[ECGove]

make sure you wear a turban and a beard

 

[TerminatorX]

search bar noob

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/200065/

 

[MADmidwest]

One time I told my dad that I was gay. This year I will tell my mom that I got a girl pregnant but hopefully they won't suspect it. you can steal my plans.

 

[powderdrunkie]

good job you read my screen name. fuck face

 

[0123456789]

for poopinvolving pranks, i ahd the idea to shit in a golf hole early in the morning/late at night. then when some guy putts in he goesto grab his ball and getts a fistfull of shit. it would be epic.

 

[samskisalot]

i had a buddy who did that on the campus golf course. in broad daylight.

 

[powderdrunkie]

my friends dad did that in the middle of the day right before some guys played that hole. they hit him with a golf ball. didn't yell fore. he rationalized it that way.

 

[Reptar.]

haha you would have to put shit in each hole except the last, and write on a piece of toilet paper April Fools.

 

[0123456789]

i was planning on doing the prank cause i worked at a golf course and they fired me, but then they still let me play free golf so i didnt do it. but some one should and get footy of it, like some guy trying to get his ball and gettin owned!!!