April fools ideas for school?

JeremyClarkson

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alright, my school is super uptight about april fools day pranks but our class as "leaders of the school" we are actually reqired to have one. yeah its fucked up but we need to do it.

here are the lame ass rules: it has to be funny for everyone. it cant cause worry or distress. we have to clean it up afterwards.

fucked up right? we need one so could anyone give me a "prank" that pussies and no lifers will find funny?

 
light a blunt in science class..then be like april fools (dont do this)

animal noices on your comp in class, ALL day
 
damnit. got me good.
but those are some hard guidelines to go by. ive always wanted to sneak 2 squirrels in via lunchbox with number 1 and 3 on them respectively, let them loose, and watch everyone go nuts looking for number 2.
 
Okay get 3 pigs from a local farm or something and label them 1, 2, and 4. The school will be closed for a week looking for #3. Obviously there is none, but they dont know that. hehe
 
ya just get like 50 pigs and let those mother fuckers loose or just get like all kinds of animals and let them all loose. i would say the your best bet would be trying to buy a bunch of pigeons and let them go in your school.
 
great idea! its so easy to get 50 pigs or pigeons. cause they sell them at wal mart and everything.

how the fuck is your karma so high with an immature comment like that?
 
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ducktape some lockers

make copies of money...but change the face so that its not forgery....make it rain in the halls

rickroll

airhorns...lots of airhorns

tp-fight

cop-strippergram to principal

bombthreat

bring in rootbeer kegs, but if its possible de-brand them or cover the logo up, have everyone in the know pretend to be drunk as hell, blow .00
 
dude you can get 50 pigeons easy you fuckin dumbass... ya 50 pigs would be hard but you could do it. think outside the box you cunt.
 
my buddy and i made a website with the schools name as the url and we copied the schools website layout but added a bunch of things. we did it right with whois gaurd and put the server in canada under an alias. we highlighted "high school" in green and made all the "o"s pot leafs and made a list of senior skip days and highlighted 4/20. we also made this link to a rant about a kid we hate. about 3 weeks later we got an email from the are server saying the schools lawyers sent them an email saying that if the site was not taken down immediatley we would be sued. it was worth it
 
ok so if you have a huge dictionary in your library (mine does idk about yours) open it up to the middle and drop a massive shit in it, then shut the book and wait for someone to find it.
 
take 2 sheep number them 1 and 3 then let them loose in the school and they(teachers) will find sheep 1 and 3 but will look for sheep number 2 but there is none
 
can't tell if there's any sarcasm but don't fucking call a bomb threat, stupidest shit ever. Imagine this, sitting in a classroom for 6 hours while the police search every locker and room in the school. Finally you get escorted out by police in groups of 4 or 5 after being searched.

this happened to a neighbouring school

Oh and the worst part is all your friends will hate you as they get caught with weed on them or their lockers, something like 56 kids got suspended at the school I am talking about for possession
 
ya, obviously not thought about releasing 50+ animals fuck and if you want to make it fun get exotic animals it might be spendy but it sure would awesome to see some alligators and pumas in your school halls.
 
people do that every week in our school, i guess one time some put shrooms in the salad bar
 
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