april fools day helpp

bfreeski

bfreeski

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man im stumped on what the fuck to do.... i need something good to get some ppl back for there shit this year, and well i this day only comes around once.... so if u got some good legal pranks, help me outtt

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rape them and be like happy april fools day bitch

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
ask your parnets to have a meeting with you and tell them that you are gay.

the other day we tied a schools vacccume cleaner to the back of my friends car. it was helarouse. he drove off down a buisy street dragging it for a mile.

what
 
I am working on making fake announcements that are read on the intercom and passed out in the AM, not sure what outrageous things to put in them though, any ideas?

-Lauren

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!
 
at my school you can get them to say anything, announce that some guy is looking for a male counterpart. and then have his phone number

Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
 
im station manager of our morning announcments

-Ira

Member No. 8857

OFFICIAL MEMBER OF NS MILITIA

Viva La Rèsistance
 
ok this one is best for familly members...ok the night before make sure you have bacon for dinner (BLT's or something like that)Then make lunch for you sibling, or dad or someone, using the 'left over bacon' only instead of the left over bacon you get those dog treats that look like bacon (beggin strips) and use those instead!! it actually looks real! Its great, it worked on my dad last year

...JUST SKI...
 
another good one for family, at the table, act a little nervous and then say you have to tell them something, then say you're pregnant (helps if you can break down crying, and actually cry, not just pretentd, cause that'll ruin it.) for guys, tell them you got a girl pregnant.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
put acid in your teachers coffee. And when shes trippin, be like you got punk'd beotch.

-Pat

 
k for the announcements be like...confused about your sexuality? meet in ___teacher's room at lunch for an in depth discussion.

...taste the rainbow
 
^we have a club called Gay-lesbian alliance. Whats the difference??? I;m sure other school have the same thing too.

-Pat

 
yea, we have a ga-lesbian-bisex club at our school...u have no good ideas, but when i was little, my brother took some of that Nestle Quick chocolate powder, and put it on my toothbrush, and i cried, and he got grounded, it was great...

what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

5158
 
release snakes or mice into the halls

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
last year one kid at my school asked a teacher to marry him. he had like 5 people with a huge poster behind him saying marry me, some music and got on his knees and proposed ...

 
she locked herself in the teachers toilet and stayed in there for like 20 min because she thought the kid was serious ... it was pretty funny

 
saran wrap over the toilet bowl is my favourite. but u gotta do a good job on it so it doesnt look like its there.

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
haha P-JO...that made me laugh...u got punked beotch! lol

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
 
Take a snickers bar into a bathroom stall and smush it and melt it in your hand so their is chocolate everywhere then reach under the stall with that hand and say' Hey buddy you got n e toilet paper over there i seem to be havin some trouble!

To all the Killaz and the $100 Dolla Billaz.....Midwestskier.com
 
If my daughter (assuming I had one) told me that she was pregnant. I would rip out her ovaries. Just like J Mo would.

'Wonder what it'd be like if it snowed in California!' - Jonny Moseley
 
aha, moseley. sometimes i just think to my self, what would jonny do?

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple

 
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