twix_182
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Have you guys ever donr these? You go on the chat and find people to interview. Here's a few i did awhile ago.
Steve's Random AOL Interviews
An Interview with sportsstar6025(aka:Hallie)
twix1182: So what is your name?
sportsstar6205: hallie
sportsstar6205: yours
twix1182: Genny Herpy
sportsstar6205: no
sportsstar6205: general herpies
twix1182: Yes, do you have a problem with my name?
sportsstar6205: yes
sportsstar6205: lol
twix1182: No you sicko, just Genny
sportsstar6205: ohh
sportsstar6205: do u even no what general herpies are
twix1182: I am supposed to ask the questions around here.
sportsstar6205: ok well do u
twix1182: Do you know what genital herpies is?
sportsstar6205: u dont
twix1182: It is not general, it is genital
sportsstar6205: w/e
sportsstar6205: u dont no what they are do u?
twix1182: Okay, I'll tel lyou.
sportsstar6205: ok
sportsstar6205: u dont even no
sportsstar6205: i do
twix1182: i do know
sportsstar6205: then what r they
twix1182: Well, what is is a highly contagious, sexually transmitted viral infection of the genital and anal regions caused by herpes simplex and characterized by small clusters of painful lesions.
twix1182: u like those apples
sportsstar6205: ok
twix1182: Well do you? I asked you a question
sportsstar6205: sure
sportsstar6205: god
twix1182: So lets move on shall we?
sportsstar6205: ok
twix1182: Where you from Hallie?
sportsstar6205: wi
twix1182: Wisconsin?
twix1182: Is that even a state?
sportsstar6205: yea
twix1182: Interesting
twix1182: What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: u never heard of wisconsin
twix1182: yes, i do believe so
twix1182: I guess I'll have to ask again. What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: i dont no
twix1182: Don't even know what's on your state quarter? Sum state that is
sportsstar6205: i dont pay attention to quaters
sportsstar6205: *quarters
twix1182: Well,m for your information Wisconsin is a 2004 state quarter so it should not be out yet. Caught you again
twix1182: I'm on a roll taday arn't I?
twix1182: ARN'T I??!?!?!?!
sportsstar6205: w/e
sportsstar6205: bye
twix1182: This interview is over!!!!
An Interview with AmidamaruMashima(aka:Sora)
twix1182: so, first off ill be a gentleman and ask ur name.Whats ur name
AmidamaruMashima: So, do I seem female or something?
twix1182: You can be a gentleman to anyone can't you? Anyways, I'm asking the questions around here.
AmidamaruMashima: I go by Sora, okay?
twix1182: Okay, sounds like a temporary plan
AmidamaruMashima: Huh?
twix1182: never mind Sona
AmidamaruMashima: Sora.
AmidamaruMashima: It means Sky in japanese.
twix1182: Oh, well that answers my next question
AmidamaruMashima: Now, what's next?
AmidamaruMashima: Or is that it?
twix1182: Oh, this is just the beginning
AmidamaruMashima: Then by all means, continue.
twix1182: What class would you put yourself in if I asked you if you were class 1 2 or 3?
AmidamaruMashima: 2. Without knowing the situation, 2 is the safest to go with.
twix1182: Well Rona, that means you are a door to door salesman that sells gloves, but ironically has no hands
AmidamaruMashima: Sora.
AmidamaruMashima: The name is sora.
twix1182: yea, of course
AmidamaruMashima: So, was that it?
twix1182: No, I have much more to ask Sofa
twix1182: Do you like pussies?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down.* Yeah.
twix1182: I'm talking about catsyou know.
AmidamaruMashima: *Continues to stare at pet cat.* I know.
twix1182: Good, we're on the same page.
AmidamaruMashima: Yeah, so what's next?
twix1182: Like I said, I ask the questions around here
AmidamaruMashima: And your next question is?
twix1182: What else you want me to ask Zora?
AmidamaruMashima: Ask me if I'm horny.
twix1182: Are you corny?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down at bowl of popcorn.* Hell yeah.
twix1182: I like it, I like it alot
AmidamaruMashima: So you should.
twix1182: Are you a fan of Jiffy Pop?
Previous message was not received by AmidamaruMashima because of error: User AmidamaruMashima is not available.
twix1182: This interview is over due to technical difficulties!!!!
An Interview with Rich(aka:BIGshaZaamD)
twix1182: so word up
twix1182: whats shizzling my whixxle
?
BIGshaZaamD: r u a m or f
twix1182: what the hell u talkin bout foo
BIGshaZaamD: ok..w/e
twix1182: so, what hazziling my shnazzizle?
BIGshaZaamD: how the fuck am i supposed to know
BIGshaZaamD: you made it up it can mean whatever you want it to mean
twix1182: word
twix1182: So what is your name?
BIGshaZaamD: Rich n you/
twix1182: I'm not authorized to say. For now, I am chocolate cheesecake.
BIGshaZaamD: ok
twix1182: Are you by any chance Richie Rich?
BIGshaZaamD: no
twix1182: Okay, just clearing the air
twix1182: Do you sell dope
BIGshaZaamD: no
twix1182: Do you like to smoke the chalupa?
BIGshaZaamD: nope
twix1182: So I guess your clean then
BIGshaZaamD: yeah
twix1182: C'mon, tell the truth. We're buddies. You can tell me anything.
BIGshaZaamD: ok well im clean
twix1182: If i was to tell you i was an FBI Agent in search for a druglord, would you stop talking?
BIGshaZaamD: no because idk any druglords
twix1182: Interesting, I never said anything about anyone KNOWING any druglords.
BIGshaZaamD: if you were looking for one i would have to know him to tell you where he is but i do not know any druglord so i cant help you
twix1182: But all i said was that i was in search for a druglord. i didn't say i wanted to ask you any questions.
BIGshaZaamD: yhou said you were an FBI agent in search of a druglord of course your going to ask question you moron
twix1182: No, quite the contrary, you fizzle
BIGshaZaamD: w/e
twix1182: Shall we keep going, or is this too much for a druglord to handle?
BIGshaZaamD: w/e
twix1182: This WILL keep going until one of us leaves, and it sure will not be me
BIGshaZaamD: okw/e
twix1182:
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BIGshaZaamD: yeah what about it?
twix1182: whats this? It's the drug salute itsn't it?
BIGshaZaamD: o yeah
twix1182: I found it in your informationj. aka info.
twix1182: im on to you
BIGshaZaamD: alright your fucking getting annoying
twix1182: Who
twix1182: Chocolate Cheesecake, or Pepperoni Pizza?
BIGshaZaamD: both
twix1182: Dude, I made Pepporoni Pizza up, it doesn't exist.
BIGshaZaamD: see that is fucking annoying
BIGshaZaamD: dont fucking talk to me unless your going to hold a normal convo
twix1182: Druggies get annoyed pretty easily don't they. That is their one weakness.
twix1182: This is normal FBI convo.
twix1182: Looks like he couldn't take the heat. This interview is OVER!!!
BIGshaZaamD: THANK FUCKING GOD
twix1182: I'm back!!!
BIGshaZaamD: how old are you
twix1182: Unless you press that block buddy in the corner of your window, I'm gonna be here for a loooonnnnnggg time.
BIGshaZaamD: i dont care if i block you or not....im reporting you to aim right now for impersonating an FBI agent
twix1182: Ouch, that hurts
twix1182: My main man from the FBI is going to be mad now
twix1182: He's going to rip me a new one
twix1182: This interview is officially over!!
An Interview with Katharina(aka:dragon89rules)
twix1182: Well, firstly, how is it going?
dragon89rules: it's going fine
dragon89rules: and yourself?
twix1182: Not bad, not bad
dragon89rules: thats good
twix1182: So, I'm guessing your a big fan of dragons?
dragon89rules: this is my very first s/n, but yeah dragons are cool
twix1182: Do you like to slay the dragon?
dragon89rules: I cant say that I do
twix1182: Do you use their fire breath to toast bread for your peanut butter sandwiches?
dragon89rules: no
dragon89rules: I'm not that talented
twix1182: That's okay, we're not good at everything
dragon89rules: nope
twix1182: Do you ride dragons much?
dragon89rules: no cant say Ive ever ridin a dragon
twix1182: Why not?
dragon89rules: i dunno
twix1182: if you could choose would you be a icelandish firebreather or an english fire cracker
dragon89rules: firebreather
twix1182: Nice, very nice choice
twix1182: So, where rare you from?
dragon89rules: New Jersey
dragon89rules: you?
twix1182: Good ole Vermont I must say.
twix1182: But im going to New Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: cool where in New Jersey?
twix1182: Not sure going to a party
dragon89rules: cool
twix1182: How old are you?
dragon89rules: 14 you?
twix1182: 15 what a small world
dragon89rules: it is very small
twix1182: What's your real name?
dragon89rules: Katharina
dragon89rules: yours?
twix1182: Well, Steve.
twix1182: Well I gotta get going to another interview, but maybe I'll see you in Dirty Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: maybe
dragon89rules: have fun
twix1182: Right back at ya.
twix1182: This interview is over.
dragon89rules: bye
twix1182: So long now, don't let the hobo's into the house.
dragon89rules: i wont I keep my door locked
An Interview With Will Ryan (aka: bobaggins10)
twix1182: We know people have been waiting to know about the William for quite some time now. So we'll start off with this. Do you preferr Cheddar or American?
bobaggins10: Cheddar, by far. It just tastes so much better. The way it just hits your lips.
twix1182: I'd have to agree. What do you like cheddar on?
bobaggins10: Grilled Cheese and Hamburgers
twix1182: Good. Is there anything else you want to say before we go on?
bobaggins10: Hmmm...DARKNESS!
twix1182: .......Yes....... What are your favorite hobbies?
bobaggins10: biking, skiing, and music
bobaggins10: \but i also collect stamps
twix1182: That, I'd have to say, is the most interesting hobby of all.
bobaggins10: Why do you think I do it?
bobaggins10: For the love baby, for the love.
twix1182: So, I spend hours or days coming up with questions to ask my AOL interviewees. I went to sleep last night and gave up thinking of questions to ask, so I ask you to ask me what to ask you for a question.
bobaggins10: Ask me why is the world round and duby duby dop
twix1182: Why is the world round and duby duby dop?
bobaggins10: becase, stupid, if it wasn't it would look dumb, and a diby di
bobaggins10: this interview is over.
twix1182: O, I see.
bobaggins10: Thats right.
twix1182: We will be back soon with a continuing of this interview. See you soon my fellow jingle jollies.
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Steve's Random AOL Interviews
An Interview with sportsstar6025(aka:Hallie)
twix1182: So what is your name?
sportsstar6205: hallie
sportsstar6205: yours
twix1182: Genny Herpy
sportsstar6205: no
sportsstar6205: general herpies
twix1182: Yes, do you have a problem with my name?
sportsstar6205: yes
sportsstar6205: lol
twix1182: No you sicko, just Genny
sportsstar6205: ohh
sportsstar6205: do u even no what general herpies are
twix1182: I am supposed to ask the questions around here.
sportsstar6205: ok well do u
twix1182: Do you know what genital herpies is?
sportsstar6205: u dont
twix1182: It is not general, it is genital
sportsstar6205: w/e
sportsstar6205: u dont no what they are do u?
twix1182: Okay, I'll tel lyou.
sportsstar6205: ok
sportsstar6205: u dont even no
sportsstar6205: i do
twix1182: i do know
sportsstar6205: then what r they
twix1182: Well, what is is a highly contagious, sexually transmitted viral infection of the genital and anal regions caused by herpes simplex and characterized by small clusters of painful lesions.
twix1182: u like those apples
sportsstar6205: ok
twix1182: Well do you? I asked you a question
sportsstar6205: sure
sportsstar6205: god
twix1182: So lets move on shall we?
sportsstar6205: ok
twix1182: Where you from Hallie?
sportsstar6205: wi
twix1182: Wisconsin?
twix1182: Is that even a state?
sportsstar6205: yea
twix1182: Interesting
twix1182: What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: u never heard of wisconsin
twix1182: yes, i do believe so
twix1182: I guess I'll have to ask again. What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: i dont no
twix1182: Don't even know what's on your state quarter? Sum state that is
sportsstar6205: i dont pay attention to quaters
sportsstar6205: *quarters
twix1182: Well,m for your information Wisconsin is a 2004 state quarter so it should not be out yet. Caught you again
twix1182: I'm on a roll taday arn't I?
twix1182: ARN'T I??!?!?!?!
sportsstar6205: w/e
sportsstar6205: bye
twix1182: This interview is over!!!!
An Interview with AmidamaruMashima(aka:Sora)
twix1182: so, first off ill be a gentleman and ask ur name.Whats ur name
AmidamaruMashima: So, do I seem female or something?
twix1182: You can be a gentleman to anyone can't you? Anyways, I'm asking the questions around here.
AmidamaruMashima: I go by Sora, okay?
twix1182: Okay, sounds like a temporary plan
AmidamaruMashima: Huh?
twix1182: never mind Sona
AmidamaruMashima: Sora.
AmidamaruMashima: It means Sky in japanese.
twix1182: Oh, well that answers my next question
AmidamaruMashima: Now, what's next?
AmidamaruMashima: Or is that it?
twix1182: Oh, this is just the beginning
AmidamaruMashima: Then by all means, continue.
twix1182: What class would you put yourself in if I asked you if you were class 1 2 or 3?
AmidamaruMashima: 2. Without knowing the situation, 2 is the safest to go with.
twix1182: Well Rona, that means you are a door to door salesman that sells gloves, but ironically has no hands
AmidamaruMashima: Sora.
AmidamaruMashima: The name is sora.
twix1182: yea, of course
AmidamaruMashima: So, was that it?
twix1182: No, I have much more to ask Sofa
twix1182: Do you like pussies?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down.* Yeah.
twix1182: I'm talking about catsyou know.
AmidamaruMashima: *Continues to stare at pet cat.* I know.
twix1182: Good, we're on the same page.
AmidamaruMashima: Yeah, so what's next?
twix1182: Like I said, I ask the questions around here
AmidamaruMashima: And your next question is?
twix1182: What else you want me to ask Zora?
AmidamaruMashima: Ask me if I'm horny.
twix1182: Are you corny?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down at bowl of popcorn.* Hell yeah.
twix1182: I like it, I like it alot
AmidamaruMashima: So you should.
twix1182: Are you a fan of Jiffy Pop?
Previous message was not received by AmidamaruMashima because of error: User AmidamaruMashima is not available.
twix1182: This interview is over due to technical difficulties!!!!
An Interview with Rich(aka:BIGshaZaamD)
twix1182: so word up
twix1182: whats shizzling my whixxle
?
BIGshaZaamD: r u a m or f
twix1182: what the hell u talkin bout foo
BIGshaZaamD: ok..w/e
twix1182: so, what hazziling my shnazzizle?
BIGshaZaamD: how the fuck am i supposed to know
BIGshaZaamD: you made it up it can mean whatever you want it to mean
twix1182: word
twix1182: So what is your name?
BIGshaZaamD: Rich n you/
twix1182: I'm not authorized to say. For now, I am chocolate cheesecake.
BIGshaZaamD: ok
twix1182: Are you by any chance Richie Rich?
BIGshaZaamD: no
twix1182: Okay, just clearing the air
twix1182: Do you sell dope
BIGshaZaamD: no
twix1182: Do you like to smoke the chalupa?
BIGshaZaamD: nope
twix1182: So I guess your clean then
BIGshaZaamD: yeah
twix1182: C'mon, tell the truth. We're buddies. You can tell me anything.
BIGshaZaamD: ok well im clean
twix1182: If i was to tell you i was an FBI Agent in search for a druglord, would you stop talking?
BIGshaZaamD: no because idk any druglords
twix1182: Interesting, I never said anything about anyone KNOWING any druglords.
BIGshaZaamD: if you were looking for one i would have to know him to tell you where he is but i do not know any druglord so i cant help you
twix1182: But all i said was that i was in search for a druglord. i didn't say i wanted to ask you any questions.
BIGshaZaamD: yhou said you were an FBI agent in search of a druglord of course your going to ask question you moron
twix1182: No, quite the contrary, you fizzle
BIGshaZaamD: w/e
twix1182: Shall we keep going, or is this too much for a druglord to handle?
BIGshaZaamD: w/e
twix1182: This WILL keep going until one of us leaves, and it sure will not be me
BIGshaZaamD: okw/e
twix1182:
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BIGshaZaamD: yeah what about it?
twix1182: whats this? It's the drug salute itsn't it?
BIGshaZaamD: o yeah
twix1182: I found it in your informationj. aka info.
twix1182: im on to you
BIGshaZaamD: alright your fucking getting annoying
twix1182: Who
twix1182: Chocolate Cheesecake, or Pepperoni Pizza?
BIGshaZaamD: both
twix1182: Dude, I made Pepporoni Pizza up, it doesn't exist.
BIGshaZaamD: see that is fucking annoying
BIGshaZaamD: dont fucking talk to me unless your going to hold a normal convo
twix1182: Druggies get annoyed pretty easily don't they. That is their one weakness.
twix1182: This is normal FBI convo.
twix1182: Looks like he couldn't take the heat. This interview is OVER!!!
BIGshaZaamD: THANK FUCKING GOD
twix1182: I'm back!!!
BIGshaZaamD: how old are you
twix1182: Unless you press that block buddy in the corner of your window, I'm gonna be here for a loooonnnnnggg time.
BIGshaZaamD: i dont care if i block you or not....im reporting you to aim right now for impersonating an FBI agent
twix1182: Ouch, that hurts
twix1182: My main man from the FBI is going to be mad now
twix1182: He's going to rip me a new one
twix1182: This interview is officially over!!
An Interview with Katharina(aka:dragon89rules)
twix1182: Well, firstly, how is it going?
dragon89rules: it's going fine
dragon89rules: and yourself?
twix1182: Not bad, not bad
dragon89rules: thats good
twix1182: So, I'm guessing your a big fan of dragons?
dragon89rules: this is my very first s/n, but yeah dragons are cool
twix1182: Do you like to slay the dragon?
dragon89rules: I cant say that I do
twix1182: Do you use their fire breath to toast bread for your peanut butter sandwiches?
dragon89rules: no
dragon89rules: I'm not that talented
twix1182: That's okay, we're not good at everything
dragon89rules: nope
twix1182: Do you ride dragons much?
dragon89rules: no cant say Ive ever ridin a dragon
twix1182: Why not?
dragon89rules: i dunno
twix1182: if you could choose would you be a icelandish firebreather or an english fire cracker
dragon89rules: firebreather
twix1182: Nice, very nice choice
twix1182: So, where rare you from?
dragon89rules: New Jersey
dragon89rules: you?
twix1182: Good ole Vermont I must say.
twix1182: But im going to New Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: cool where in New Jersey?
twix1182: Not sure going to a party
dragon89rules: cool
twix1182: How old are you?
dragon89rules: 14 you?
twix1182: 15 what a small world
dragon89rules: it is very small
twix1182: What's your real name?
dragon89rules: Katharina
dragon89rules: yours?
twix1182: Well, Steve.
twix1182: Well I gotta get going to another interview, but maybe I'll see you in Dirty Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: maybe
dragon89rules: have fun
twix1182: Right back at ya.
twix1182: This interview is over.
dragon89rules: bye
twix1182: So long now, don't let the hobo's into the house.
dragon89rules: i wont I keep my door locked
An Interview With Will Ryan (aka: bobaggins10)
twix1182: We know people have been waiting to know about the William for quite some time now. So we'll start off with this. Do you preferr Cheddar or American?
bobaggins10: Cheddar, by far. It just tastes so much better. The way it just hits your lips.
twix1182: I'd have to agree. What do you like cheddar on?
bobaggins10: Grilled Cheese and Hamburgers
twix1182: Good. Is there anything else you want to say before we go on?
bobaggins10: Hmmm...DARKNESS!
twix1182: .......Yes....... What are your favorite hobbies?
bobaggins10: biking, skiing, and music
bobaggins10: \but i also collect stamps
twix1182: That, I'd have to say, is the most interesting hobby of all.
bobaggins10: Why do you think I do it?
bobaggins10: For the love baby, for the love.
twix1182: So, I spend hours or days coming up with questions to ask my AOL interviewees. I went to sleep last night and gave up thinking of questions to ask, so I ask you to ask me what to ask you for a question.
bobaggins10: Ask me why is the world round and duby duby dop
twix1182: Why is the world round and duby duby dop?
bobaggins10: becase, stupid, if it wasn't it would look dumb, and a diby di
bobaggins10: this interview is over.
twix1182: O, I see.
bobaggins10: Thats right.
twix1182: We will be back soon with a continuing of this interview. See you soon my fellow jingle jollies.
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
