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lj5

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this has been done but post some of yours here

heres one i had with an ns female:

duffman550: hi

SpinninMacKinnon: heey hwo's this

duffman550: a newschoolers

duffman550: *newschooler

SpinninMacKinnon: ook

duffman550: im bored so i picked a random ns members aim name and it was you

duffman550: wanna cyber ski?

SpinninMacKinnon: ooh

SpinninMacKinnon: i see

SpinninMacKinnon: what

duffman550: u know cyber ski! i hit an e-jump and do an e-trick and u hit the same jump and do a better trick

SpinninMacKinnon: are you on crack

SpinninMacKinnon: lol jk

duffman550: no

SpinninMacKinnon: or just being sarcastic

SpinninMacKinnon: cause that's one of the gayest things i've ever heard of

SpinninMacKinnon: sorry

duffman550: i have feelings too u know!:'(

SpinninMacKinnon: word

duffman550: ;-)

duffman550: ok so we gonna do this?

SpinninMacKinnon: no

duffman550: damn

duffman550: why>

duffman550: u can do 900s

SpinninMacKinnon: becaseu i went skiing today

duffman550: sooo

SpinninMacKinnon: dude, i like, died on a rail

SpinninMacKinnon: i've had my fill for the day

duffman550: my skis got stolen do me a favor

duffman550: ok wanna play cyber twister?

SpinninMacKinnon: no

SpinninMacKinnon: i dont wanna play cyber anythihng

duffman550: well what do wanna do? u messaged me

SpinninMacKinnon: whaaaat dude

duffman550: lets play superfriends!

duffman550: im batman your jenna jameson

SpinninMacKinnon: or not

duffman550: or yes

SpinninMacKinnon: mm no

duffman550: mmm yes!

SpinninMacKinnon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

duffman550: ahahhaa i was just playin it was me joey the whole time

SpinninMacKinnon: who's joey

duffman550: *bobby

SpinninMacKinnon: what the crap yo

duffman550: *steve

duffman550: *kyle?

duffman550: whats a random friends of your name uve almost figured me out?

duffman550: baby?

duffman550: dont u wanna?

duffman550: damn

duffman550: oh well

SpinninMacKinnon: ...........?

SpinninMacKinnon: i'm totally confused

duffman550: ANUS!

duffman550: so in twister i spin and get left hand to pink vagina

SpinninMacKinnon: wow, the maturity level is just through the roof

duffman550: u spin and get right hand to moan to carrot

SpinninMacKinnon: chill out

duffman550: im cooler than cool

duffman550: ur the hot one!

duffman550: SNAP!

duffman550: BOOM!

duffman550: KAPOW!

duffman550: BURN!

SpinninMacKinnon: slam pow ouch gahh

duffman550: YES! now ur at it

SpinninMacKinnon: word

duffman550: ooh oooo yes yesss moan...

SpinninMacKinnon: um

SpinninMacKinnon: noi

duffman550: batman takes it from jennna jameson like an emu

duffman550: arent u my emu?

SpinninMacKinnon: emu

duffman550: U SAID U WOULDNT TELL ABOUT MY BLATTER PROBLEM!

SpinninMacKinnon: what the crap

duffman550: i hate u mommy!

duffman550: wanna cyber?

SpinninMacKinnon: no dude

SpinninMacKinnon: lay off the crack

duffman550: ok then

duffman550: a loser says what...

SpinninMacKinnon: a loser says 'hey my name is duffman550'

SpinninMacKinnon: yeah how original

duffman550: thats not my name thats a fictional character, boy dont u feel dumb!

SpinninMacKinnon: not really

duffman550: yes really

SpinninMacKinnon: i'm out

duffman550: bye ttyl

 
Irotate360: what tiem does the bus leave

Irotate360: u dont want to talk to me now either

Irotate360: what time does the BUS LEAVE

cA TI E LI n 86: oh haha hmm i think 3

cA TI E LI n 86: yeah 3

she is stupid shit...this was 2 sec ago. ill do another

Irotate360: i will kill u

Bicko88: ight

Bicko88: whats the song called when there liek

Irotate360: holy 2005 skis

Irotate360:https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Forum/ReadTopic.php4?post_id=10052652&catid=1

Bicko88: i see that red door and i wanted patend black

Bicko88: OMG I WANT THE RED SCRATCHES

Irotate360: yea there sweet

Irotate360: its called umm

Bicko88: whats that song called?

Irotate360: black by

Irotate360: someone

Irotate360: go to the track list on NS

Bicko88: k

Irotate360: u find it

Irotate360: i think its by good riddance

Bicko88: i just started looken

Irotate360: its in rfa

Bicko88: what movie?

Bicko88: k

Bicko88: its by gob

another

murawski1315: what

Irotate360: u win

murawski1315: yea

murawski1315: always do

Irotate360: fuckin shitter

murawski1315: ur mom

murawski1315: how was skiing

Irotate360: aight kinda ruff

Irotate360: but aight

murawski1315: what

murawski1315: oh

murawski1315: haha

i realize these arent funny at all but its just a taste of what i go through

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
and you a fag because you are fagjibber right?

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
this is prob someone on this site buts its funny

DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: r u black

Swirly999 11:27 PM: no

DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: i hate you if you are,

DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: thank god

DreamTheEskimo 11:27 PM: goddamn sambos

Aye, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take

our lives, but they'll never take our freedom?!

 
he talked to me. hes one wierd kid, he wants to cyber sex and cyber ski.

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www.nomics-inc.com
 
MadMac 6410: yeah theres a big pile of snow in the second court

Lookatthepiggy: cool

MadMac 6410: so you don't want to go to coming home?

Lookatthepiggy: nope

Lookatthepiggy: i'm going skiing

MadMac 6410: oh

MadMac 6410: ok

Lookatthepiggy: are you gonna go?

MadMac 6410: im thinking so

MadMac 6410: i was wondering if you wanted a date

Lookatthepiggy: i would if i wasnt going skiing

MadMac 6410: yeah

Lookatthepiggy: coming home was the gayest thing ever last year

MadMac 6410: lol

MadMac 6410: did you have a date

Lookatthepiggy: yes

Lookatthepiggy: becca

MadMac 6410: lol

MadMac 6410: yeah

Lookatthepiggy: dude

MadMac 6410: what

Lookatthepiggy: can you still get me a date

MadMac 6410: mabye

MadMac 6410: why no skiing?

Lookatthepiggy: i dunno

Lookatthepiggy: heim couldnt go or something

MadMac 6410: ok

MadMac 6410: hold on

MadMac 6410: ok start talking to jenae lol

Lookatthepiggy: ok

Lookatthepiggy: so why am I talking to her?

MadMac 6410: lol

MadMac 6410: she said she didn't know you well enough to go to a dance with you

Lookatthepiggy: oh ok

MadMac 6410: were did you find the toxic video of britney spears

Lookatthepiggy: i saw it on MTV

Lookatthepiggy: but i assume its somewhere online

MadMac 6410: yeah its on msn

Coming Soon...
 
Hmm, that conversation completely reminded me of 'Take off my robe and wizard hat' or whatever. Haha funny shit.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
hahahaha, lj5 is awesome, thats some of the funniest stuff ive read in a long time.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
he is linejibber550 i think

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
that was funny.. you made my day

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You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food, Dude.

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...it's my duty

haha.. duty

haha.. diareha

hey lois... diareha

 
pathetic attempt to recreate the 'I take off my robe and wizard hat' thread

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
no, it was funny. yes, its fagjibber, but iyts still funny

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
maybe i dont have a funny boner cuz i didnt find it very funny at all

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan

 
i thought it was retarted.and i really hate that kid. i dont know why. i know its the internet, but he pisses me off so much.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: its nuts.....and who they are calling for don't live here!

GravtecK: tell them to suck on blitzen's cock

oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: i thought blitzen was a female

GravtecK: some of the reindeers are female?

oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: they got to reproduce somehow....they aren't asexual

GravtecK: yea, but they don't have to work santas sleigh

oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: they could....there is no gender restriction to pulling a fat man in a sleigh

GravtecK: whatev

GravtecK: hah

GravtecK: i don't think the women can hack it

GravtecK: halfway through the night

GravtecK: 'my hooves hurt'

oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: well that is the thought process of every female

oPOETICoTRAGEDYo: can never go through with something

GravtecK: entirely true

 
^mattman=battman=superman's bitch?

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
ahahah! that shit is so good! Ill be batman and you be jenna jameson fucking redicoulous

o yes, you can ski backcountry in syracuse ny

'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming' -strode420
 
^damnt ure right that was a shitty comeback how bout this: hey mattman ur a son of a bitch aligator douche bag from amstradam u dirty cunt face gorilla!

You are right, she did sell out to disney, I used to listen to Hilary Duff when she was underground.

-reefsiderider
 
OH HELLLLLLLLL NO GRAVTECK! Hell no. Not even true. There are so many guys who whine SOOOOOO much more than chicks about shit like that.

-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
 
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