Anything funny happen today?

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Share any of your funny stories from your day in here?

I'll share one, today my two buddies and I were mountain biking along some trails and we were up next to a creek and my friend hits the edge of a root and falls into the creek! haha and my other friend got it on video, i'll definitely post it in here once he shows it to me.

go!
 
I sat down for my english exam today at the wrong exam and was for the same teacher but a grade below. I had already started sweating truly believing I was going to fail when I found out it was the wrong exam. LOLZ
 
At lunch today i spilt my milk everywhere because i forgot that i had already opened it. So i tried shaking it up with it wide open. It was bad yet very funny. There was milk everrrrryyy where
 
Saw a kid get his arm broken tonight! it was so funny

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i played 9 holes of golf with 2 completly bombed guys, 1 short chinese guy who looked like the chinese guy in the hangover and some old guy who was also bombed, they were throwing down like 20 dollar bets and 50 just on every shot, sooo funny, and the sad thing is that it was only 5:30
 
This was a ill while ago but I got a milk carton filled with milk along with ketchup, mustard and mayo dumped on my head because the siko bitch who did it's friend claimed I called her a slut....I didn't....it was fun.. But SOOO gross
 
today my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, so i made myself fake cry when another teacher came in it worked like a charm haha
 
I have a good one. One of my friends last name is rape. No kidding. He owed the school some money, so he went to pay. There was a sub, so he gave the money to her. She asked for his name and he replied,"seth rape". She wrote down,'seth grape'. He looked her straight in the eye, monotone, serious voice, and says, "its rape" and walks away. Just say "its rape" with your best pedo voice and it makes the story way better
 
I went to this kids house who was having a couple people over. Im not really friends with the kid but i was invited and my friends were going so i decided to go as well. He had a trampoline, so i started jumping on it. You know, just throwin some flips, fuckin bitches. Then i went too big on a backflip and i came back down (in the middle) and the frame of the tramp that the springs are attached to just straight up snapped. Fearing his reaction, me and my friends just left without telling him. We laughed on the way home but then felt bad so we called him and told him what was up. He said it was ok because he never used it. so now i dont feel so bad.
 
the dumbass new guy military bro put a full tank of unleaded into our diesel straight truck and drove 60 miles on it.

prolly fucked the engine over.
 
I was walking with some friends in the forest next to my school at lunch when we came across a guy getting a hand job from a chick and making out on the trail.Both were students from the school. We diverted our route and headed to a different smoke spot when we came a cross that.
 
Lol me and my friend were driving and he was telling me a story and i really got into it idk why lol and he was driving but we got so into it he wasn't paying attention and i didn't really realize that we were driving anymore and then for some thankful reason, i looked ahead and there was a stoplight and the car was stopped in front of us about 30 feet and we were going 60 mph, and i just yelled "holy shit!" and then my friend slammed on the brakes, and then i kind of just accepted that we were gonna hit him going 40+ miles per hour but then my friends brakes locked up and the person in front of us pulled ahead like 5 feet because they realized we were gonna hit them and we skidded and stopped about 3 feet from them. It was fucking crazy.

We just then looked at each other and laughed really hard lol
 
Was shooting clays and right as i dusted one, a bird was off in the distance behind it. So yeah killed the bird and then I masturbated, cheers.
 
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