Anyone want to live in State College PA with the COOL KIDS?

[skithesprings]

Two spots in Da Harris Haus are opening up for next year. Come live with me and Mikey Urine.

4 bedroom, two bathroom, bomb ass dank ass kitchen, garage, big ol house, fuckton of parking, 10 minute walk, 3 minute bike ride, 5 minute bus to campus, 400 a month +utilities.

We ski, and hit urban, a lot, could get you a job at tussey doing park things, plus we have a cool backyard for slacklining and a big front yard along the road for boxing matches. We are kush friendly and can supply hard liquor to children.

Prerequisites: Must ski/snowboard, not be the police, and smoke meth. Or at least two of those three...

 

[WikiWiki]

What kind of protection would I have against AIDS if I lived there?

Number one priority in finding a new house is aids protection- real talk

 

[skithesprings]

free rubs at the HUB, a years supply of clean needles is included in the rent, and all current inhabitants are clean, well, at least of aids.

 

[maxf]

this is actually a really cool idea. i wish i didn't have a job and responsibilities.

gl bros

 

[Hamster.]

what year again are you Pat?

 

[skithesprings]

sophomore this year, junior next year.

 

[Hamster.]

Ah then I will be a freshman when you're a senior maybe i can "live from home"

 

[skithesprings]

I suppose time will tell.

 

[Hamster.]

Well I'm also moving to Germany for senior year, so well see upon return

 

[2_fadez]

I heard the real Cool Kids are coming to state college in april

 

[skithesprings]

yeah, they'll be staying at the house.

 

[skithesprings]

There is also a sick dryslope setup in the backyard...

 

[Hamster.]

I did not know this, may I come over in the summer?

 

[skithesprings]

yarp

THIS OFFER IS STILL ON THE TABLE

 

[Stickity]

there's a damn good chance i'll be going to penn state

is tussey any good?

 

[skithesprings]

lol no

 

[Hamster.]

i seriously hope youre kidding?

 

[2_fadez]

Your icon says it all.

And I spoke with my parents and they won't let me live off campus. Sorry PShep