Anyone wanna get married?

Ice-Is-Scary

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I could use some tax breaks, if anyone wants to get married hit me up. Ohh yeah I'm 22, in good health, don't smoke, eat well and exercise, I don't like dogs very much and I'm late for class, peace

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
u might wanna find atlantaski phone number. u guys would have to move to vermont tho

-formally known as parkskiertmr

-had 800+ posts before being banned

-best known for thread about how running is not a sport
 
^ Why throwing ATLs name out there? Were you even here when the kid was around?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
unless he hung around before the 5 days ago he signed up, he's trying to fit in

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
I hate when people make fun of atlantaski. he's really not that bad.

and Ice is scary, I hope you find a wife. I would marry you, except I'm a little young for you. and you don't like meringues. so I'm afraid it's not ment to be between us.

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-> Colleen

HN3
 
Edit: I hate when people make fun of atlantaski and they have been on the site for a solid 5 days.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
who are you kidding? haha, nah he had some okay posts, but most was just dumb. and to your question, i only marry ns members who have a post count of over 2000

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Your 22...?And I thought I was old

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
three words: mail order bride.

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"That's what Punk is to me. The near final understanding that the world is ours, and that we only have to realize it to make it so."

-Ben Bormann
 
I'd marry you in an instant, as soon as you get more than one post

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

. I pulled down my pant and there was poop all over my underpants. I cried and cried and cried because my dad said i was "a god damn failure" - scientist

 
1) atlski is a complete douche bag, he should be killed

2) sniper's signature clearly states he had 800+ posts before being banend on his real name. you guys are fucking stupid.

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
he's been here for a while, but he's being punished or some shit.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
read my signature u fucking faggot. my first account got banned u dumb shit

-formally known as parkskiertmr

-had 800+ posts before being banned

-best known for thread about how running is not a sport
 
hostility..^ unneccesary man.

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
^sry i just get pissed when people think theyre so much better than u cause theyve been here longer. granted someone who is here for a week should not be shootin their mouth off until they get to know the place but nobody likes to be called a newb, espicially when they arent one

-formally known as parkskiertmr

-had 800+ posts before being banned

-best known for thread about how running is not a sport
 
i actually find it humorous that you think it matters that you had 800 posts before/

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
when i joined he was around for a little then he got booted

french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.

-Lat
 
yea but you have to admit that atlantaski was really pretentious. taking pictures of his house and saying that his dad got a maserati, (which is a car that ferrari owners by their wives) and that he was getting his fathers 2001 911 turbo as a hand me down.

maybe he wasn't being serious about that, but it was the fact of the matter.

 
ill marry you! lol, id be illegal, so i guess it wont happen but i def. plan to marry an attractive skier or snowboarder

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
u could order in a bride

------Julian

M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
 
A guy should be allowed to marry his cousin if she's reasonably hot.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221

nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz
 
your 22 and you still go on newschoolers regularly??? i thought i was getting too old at 17

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yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller

 
there are lots of ukrainian, Russian, brasilian women or prostitutes who'd marry any young american lad to get some american citizenship, so you got lots of possibilities.

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
haha, it just turns out you still kinda a "newb." 800 posts, not that much. and no, you arent well known for anything

down a season...
 
fuck you altlantaski is a fucking piece of shit

(tom)
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Message me to get into the 'I HATE ATLANTASKI CULT'
 
Just because someone doesnt have that many post doesnt mean the he is newb. it could just mean that he isnt a post whore like everyone else

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The earth has music for those who listen
 
if it includes anal sex and free coffee and cigarettes then im in

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
ice is scary has been around for so fucking long, probably longer than 50 pecent of this thread

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
fuck that hes a little bitch ass newb

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
I knew it.

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Look at the world, look at this hell, look at the hate that we've made. Look at the final product, a world in slow decay.

 
on the subject of marrige does that hoe that played this website for votes so they could win like 7gs even come on here?

 
haha i remember that shit, i didnt vote that slut

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
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