mon francais n'est pas excellent mais, il est bon et je me comprends un peu de difficile material.
if that didn't suck, tell me. if it did, i won't be surprised. www.freetranslation.com is a pretty good site.
a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay
they say i got stupid when i hit my head
the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'