anyone ski cypress
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Jeff_Thomas
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Cypres heh
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Jeff_Thomas
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cypress....hey if you see a jolly fat guy running the part...say Jeff Thomas says he misses him
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Jeff_Thomas
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well then dont fall get hurt...and sue people
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Jib_This
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Come to Seymour instead. It's the ghettoest mountain experience you'll ever have. It might even be off the heezy fo sheezy, but I'm not sure what that means.
There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
SFU, still better than UBC
There ain't nothin' like a champagne buzz, but then there ain't nothin' like a champagne hangover.
SFU, still better than UBC
kristen
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honestly i don't see the prob with wearing a helmet. the reason that they have all those rules and crap is cause of ppl who didn't know they should have worn a helmet and sued. Stupid heads.
On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
On soulage une journèe sans argent avec une biere mais on ne peut soulager une journèe sans biere avec de l'argent!
I ski cypress. I already have a season pass. I don't ski Grouse cause I've never liked the snow there; something about the face of the mountain. I hardly ski seymour anymore cause all the ski school kids run ur skis over in the life lines. Cypress has good runs and the Eagle chair is never crowded. Hope the park is better this yr., it was sweet a couple years back. I wear a helmet anyways so i don't care about that. 400$ for an unlimited season pass works 4 me 
mckeeman
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some little punk fuct himself up in the blackcomb park and sued the mountain as stupid as it sounds...so now everyone has to wear a helmet in the park...its just the way it is...so thank him
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Mattman
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mckeeman: umm. last year didn't they say that you had to wear helments and the year before that.
Matt
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
Matt
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
Another story coming soon...
the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks
skiseemore
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i ski seymour rep what what come front on it fuck grouse even more so fuck cypress come front on seymo
K8ie: I'm serious. Last time I went there they totally fucked up the tops of my skis. They try to push the line up really tight cause they think it'll go faster or something. And it's not just that, really, the ski schools are all over the place. I don't have anything against them if they stay out of the way, but it's annoying. STICK TO THE GREEN RUNS. Also, Cypress has more/better runs than Seymour, and the chairs are faster. Sure, the park has sucked recently, but i can remember when it was good and I hope they get a good 1 going this year.
By the way my topsheets are in pretty good shape. I can't remember having ppl run them over ever at Cypress or Whistler.
By the way my topsheets are in pretty good shape. I can't remember having ppl run them over ever at Cypress or Whistler.
skiseemore
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who fuckin cares that it has a nice steep pitched run jeezus fuckin christ seymour has primo backcountry fuckin cypress haha you gotta b a local at seymour and they dont make ya wait in those dumb lift lines
Lebbo
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Got a question for you locals. I think I can hook up a job as a lifty (yeah don't laugh) at Cypress before I leave for Canada. Just wondering whether its worth taking that now or whether I should chance my luck over at Whistler when I arrive.
When does Cypress actually open, I saw on tehir webpage something about December?
When does Cypress actually open, I saw on tehir webpage something about December?
Cypress never has a clue when they're opening. Early December sounds about right. And it depends where you're living. If you take a job at whistler and are living in vancouver, the Sea to Sky would be a bitch of a commute. Cypress and the other locals are easily accessible. But hey, Whistler IS better.
