Did ever tell you about the time me and Braski went horseback riding except there wasnt any horses around? Well Braski slaps a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for 3 days!!! Well wouldnt you know it, with each passing day my endurance increases and i develop tremendous leg muscles. So Braski decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup under the name "Turkish Delight" So im running in second place, and im running, and i break my ankle!! well they are about to shoot me when someone from the crowd, bless his soul, yells out " wait, dont shoot, hes a human!"