Anyone in Jackson Hole this winter?

[Plankton]

(yes I know this should be in regionals but regionals is dead)

Going to be in Jackson this winter from the end of December to mid-March. Looking for touring partners or people to rip resort laps with. Fast confident skier with AT setup, AIARE 2 cert, rescue gear, and a JH pass. Trying to ski a ton, just don't know many people in the area. Hit me up!

-Will

 

[FuckMyKnees]

Dude stop flexing, aight

 

[SavageBiff]

Be visiting Jackson in both Jan and March coming solo

 

[vibecheck]

bruh i hope you got a hookup jhmr is expensive

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

damn ok bro, do i also needs to have first aid I, II, III, 3 years of Search n Rescue experience, 2 person tent, hunting rifle, wilderness survival certificate, a gopro, a helicopter, a 3rd arm, able to climb over 3000m vert and know the mating cycles of local brown bears

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2019 at 2:34:01am

 

[50Kal]

a helicopter

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2019 at 2:34:01am

What kind of helicopter do you have access to?

 

[palikona]

I know people who are leaving Jackson b/c of the Ikon shitshow...

 

[Plankton]

Lol I’ve been on NS for a while and somehow did not expect this

 

[SavageBiff]

I know people who are leaving Jackson b/c of the Ikon shitshow...

Good more room for men when I come via ikon

I can’t imagine it adds that much traffic especially in the back side country and steeps

 

[dolanslebensraum]

J hole is

a slush pit anytime past february. Not enough altitude

 

[SavageBiff]

J hole is

a slush pit anytime past february. Not enough altitude

Really.... hard to believe

my local hills out east , highest is 4900’ , don’t turn to slush pits til mid March and that’s only if it rains significantly but they close immediately at end of March too

with killi being the exception they stay open but I can’t speak for their late season conditions

 

[vibecheck]

damn ok bro, do i also needs to have first aid I, II, III, 3 years of Search n Rescue experience, 2 person tent, hunting rifle, wilderness survival certificate, a gopro, a helicopter, a 3rd arm, able to climb over 3000m vert and know the mating cycles of local brown bears

**This post was edited on Oct 19th 2019 at 2:34:01am

lmao this is so accurate, but your forgot lifeguard certificate, camera crew, and jeremy jones' laugh

 

[vibecheck]

Good more room for men when I come via ikon

I can’t imagine it adds that much traffic especially in the back side country and steeps

someemployees have the same attitude as a head hunter towards ikon peopel

 

[SavageBiff]

someemployees have the same attitude as a head hunter towards ikon peopel

??‍ Ya the room I’ll stay in for those ten days will cost more than their salary so idc , I’ll give more back to Jhole than the average local and I’ll only b consuming lift time for ten days , glad I’m coming for the mountains not the people , sound like a bunch of dicks

how dooshy , come on to my mountain I’ll welcome ya show ya round instead of being a dick , I love hearing stories and meeting people on my mountain from elsewhere

 

[vibecheck]

??‍ Ya the room I’ll stay in for those ten days will cost more than their salary so idc , I’ll give more back to Jhole than the average local and I’ll only b consuming lift time for ten days , glad I’m coming for the mountains not the people , sound like a bunch of dicks

how dooshy , come on to my mountain I’ll welcome ya show ya round instead of being a dick , I love hearing stories and meeting people on my mountain from elsewhere

lmao where are you staying

 

[SavageBiff]

lmao where are you staying

Haven’t booked yet I procrastinate

That’s how I know my room won’t b cheap m, I always stay slopeside , and try to avoid party homes like anything I buy , I find what I need and want and look at the price when it’s time to sign something

soon as my youngest hits college I’ll be a local and by then I should be able to find a suitable resort to live at

 

[SkiBum.]

I know people who are leaving Jackson b/c of the Ikon shitshow...

The only people leaving Jackson are the people

that can’t afford to live there, which is 99% of the country.

 

[hi_vis360]

How to be a Jackson "local":

- Graduate from a fancy new england liberal arts school

- Move to Jackson

- work a little bit but parents pay rent

- live there for ~2 years

- complain that IKON people and tourists are ruining the mountain, hardcore "locals" like you are who really matter

- move back east to work a lame corporate desk job

- turn into an angry dad weekend warrior who skis in southern VT

 

[fries]

angry dad weekend warrior who skis in southern VT

we need a resort made just for all of these angry dads to angrily ski with perfect form while having a miserable time

 

[Plankton]

I’m just tryna find people to ski with

 

[vibecheck]

I’m just tryna find people to ski with

bruh you have too many requirements wtf

 

[SavageBiff]

I’m just tryna find people to ski with

Were those requirements? I said I’d be coming I’ll ski wit ya long as ya pull me the fuck out D tree wells

that angry dad shit is funny , I see these you tube videos once in a while some older miserable shit flipping bout what the fuck ever just ski bro , but really , you get a lot of angry dads in Jackson? Seems a lil much terrain for your average desk plumper

 

[CLQ]

I will rip resort laps with you if you let me sleep in your couch during the duration of my stay.

 

[vibecheck]

Were those requirements? I said I’d be coming I’ll ski wit ya long as ya pull me the fuck out D tree wells

that angry dad shit is funny , I see these you tube videos once in a while some older miserable shit flipping bout what the fuck ever just ski bro , but really , you get a lot of angry dads in Jackson? Seems a lil much terrain for your average desk plumper

teewinot is the shit for those dads bru

 

[SavageBiff]

teewinot is the shit for those dads bru

Not on my list to go to

i don’t need any dad bs , i get a fair amount of that at my local hill for “ going to fast “ jumping wtf ever , ski patrol don’t care , but seems like every super dad wants his kid to see him punched in da throat

 

[vibecheck]

Not on my list to go to

i don’t need any dad bs , i get a fair amount of that at my local hill for “ going to fast “ jumping wtf ever , ski patrol don’t care , but seems like every super dad wants his kid to see him punched in da throat

im guessing you havent skied jhmr, because its teewinot bro, unless youre into pooh bear. you seem more like an eagles rest type of guy

 

[SavageBiff]

im guessing you havent skied jhmr, because its teewinot bro, unless youre into pooh bear. you seem more like an eagles rest type of guy

They go bitch about da skunk smell ? Everything in the Billings would work from the hostel to the main hotels I don’t really care long as the bed ant shit

no I haven’t it will be my first year , it’s on my list of places to see and ski before we sell and move out west , tho Jackson’s low on my list

like Winnie the Pooh? Da fuck u talking bout

 

[vibecheck]

They go bitch about da skunk smell ? Everything in the Billings would work from the hostel to the main hotels I don’t really care long as the bed ant shit

no I haven’t it will be my first year , it’s on my list of places to see and ski before we sell and move out west , tho Jackson’s low on my list

like Winnie the Pooh? Da fuck u talking bout

makes sense and dont disrespect pooh bear. youll learn one day

 

[SavageBiff]

ya won’t be skiing that weak ass shit ? fucking tool

**This post was edited on Oct 20th 2019 at 9:23:04pm

 

[vibecheck]

bet you can't even ski barbie woods pansy

 

[Chunderface]

FUCK Jackson Hole locals.

 

[Non_State_Actor]

we need a resort made just for all of these angry dads to angrily ski with perfect form while having a miserable time

I thought this was called Mad River Glen? Am I misinformed?

 

[SavageBiff]

bet you can't even ski barbie woods pansy

How much ya wanna bet? I’ll bet $10,000 against $5, bc im sure I’ll win and that You don’t have more than $5 , that I can out ski you without knowing anything about u

id pick the Alta chutes sight unseen less you wanna make a trip to tucks?

 

[GrandThings]

I thought this was called Mad River Glen? Am I misinformed?

I laughed out loud at this.

sKi iT iF YoU cAn

 

[Chunderface]

How much ya wanna bet? I’ll bet $10,000 against $5, bc im sure I’ll win and that You don’t have more than $5 , that I can out ski you without knowing anything about u

id pick the Alta chutes sight unseen less you wanna make a trip to tucks?

how old are you?

 

[SavageBiff]

Old enough to use money like a toy and young enough that my entertainment out values all , were you gonna give me a life lesson about savings ?

I mean cmon that guy been a dick for no reason from the start

just seems like everyone at Jackson hole is a bunch of inhospitable dicks , glad I come for the skiing not the people

 

[Chunderface]

Word. Jackson Hole locals can suck a bag of dicks.

 

[SavageBiff]

Word. Jackson Hole locals can suck a bag of dicks.

I don’t wanna b like that tho

I watch that place on YouTube like it’s a garden of eden , to think it’s polluted with guys like this , I don’t wanna believe it, I’d be so proud to show off “ my home mountain” to a tourist and see the stoke and awe that someone like me would have for something like that

and I’m not coming staying at the hostel , spending $0 , and taking up lift space , im efficient in the line on the mountain and I spend ??‍ What da problem is

it’s like every mention of Jackson hole in a post

enjoy your stay there op Newschoolers is but a tiny window of what to expect I’m afraid

 

[Segsxi]

The magical time of year when every NSer gets together to beat up the rich kid !!

 

[SavageBiff]

The magical time of year when every NSer gets together to beat up the rich kid !!

More like internet bullies mad at their own lives

I can imagine most ppl on here resemble a fat Warcraft player or a malnourished long haired junky , can’t imagine them getting rowdy

and from what I’ve seen , even a group of these lil ns bandits wouldn’t amount to more than a small shit to step over

 

[vibecheck]

How much ya wanna bet? I’ll bet $10,000 against $5, bc im sure I’ll win and that You don’t have more than $5 , that I can out ski you without knowing anything about u

id pick the Alta chutes sight unseen less you wanna make a trip to tucks?

Yeah pussy, that'll be the easiest money I've made in my entire life. I've got a monster face tattoo you dont stand a chance

 

[SavageBiff]

Yeah pussy, that'll be the easiest money I've made in my entire life. I've got a monster face tattoo you dont stand a chance

Something tells me you’ve never made any money bud

maybe it’s cause you targeted me for not being on welfare , maybe it’s cause I’m not mental enough for a face tat , maybe it’s an imbalance of chemicals, maybe you were touched as a young boy identifying as a girl idk but just FYI even if you won , I wouldn’t pay u , and I’d smash u in the teeth and walk away free , Later bruh ima just pretend ur what ya r , a ghost , it’s time to shred not argue wit internet yards I’m ashamed I humored u this long see ya at Jackson I’ll b the one with a savage biff sticker and ikon pass on my helmet case a cunt wants ta get crippled ??‍????

 

[vibecheck]

I'm gay

Makes sense boomer

 

[Done_and_done]

Working at JHMR as night janitor this winter need a floor/couch/garage to crash.

Will wax your skis, shovel snow, do your dishes, watch your dogs and buy you beer.

Also can pay up to $800 a month...

 

[CalumSKI]

J hole is

a slush pit anytime past february. Not enough altitude

you know who doesn't have these problems..... summit county

like if you like winter, you can only live in summit county right?

Sucks that I cant love winter cause I don't live in the glorious summit county

 

[CalumSKI]

but fr tho, JH seems dope

have good szn bro

 

[Monsieur_Patate]

Something tells me you’ve never made any money bud

maybe it’s cause you targeted me for not being on welfare , maybe it’s cause I’m not mental enough for a face tat , maybe it’s an imbalance of chemicals, maybe you were touched as a young boy identifying as a girl idk but just FYI even if you won , I wouldn’t pay u , and I’d smash u in the teeth and walk away free , Later bruh ima just pretend ur what ya r , a ghost , it’s time to shred not argue wit internet yards I’m ashamed I humored u this long see ya at Jackson I’ll b the one with a savage biff sticker and ikon pass on my helmet case a cunt wants ta get crippled ??‍????

You started off well in this thread, but then you took a very douchey turn.

I had my first JH experience last season, we drove up to Jackson for a 3 day weekend, on the first day we got like 2 feet of snow, hit Targhee, got pitted, skied untracked pow the entire fucking day, they even opened a gate (someone's nipple, too lazy to find out whose it was), zero lines. Coming from SLC where on a powder day the line basically starts from our front door and BC gates don't open until 3 days after the storm this was like heaven and may have been the best day of our season.

Then the next day of that trip we decided to hit JH. Waited an hour for the tram, took a lap, could not find an inch of soft snow. The whole place was just beyond tracked, I'm talking rock hard snow all over. One could not have guessed a storm had dropped 2 feet of snow less than 48 hours earlier. Sure, it was a holiday weekend, and I'm sure a local would have known a secret pow stash or two, but whatever, at this point we were just a bit disappointed.

So yeah, I don't think I'll be back skiing JH anytime soon, but I'll definitely hit Targhee next time there is a big storm up there. I value pow and no lines more than steeps/terrain (especially at that price), but that is just my personal opinion.

 

[Mista_Bob]

Idaho Falls here! Usually hit up Targhee, but JH is legit. No touring setup yet, though.

 

[brogoldenhair]

??‍ Ya the room I’ll stay in for those ten days will cost more than their salary so idc , I’ll give more back to Jhole than the average local and I’ll only b consuming lift time for ten days

Bro I don't respect that attitude at all. Employees everywhere get paid like shit, treated like shit by management, all so they can ski a little and keep the mountain open for you. Totally reasonable for them to get pissed when they work their asses off and have to stand in insane lines for the few hours they get of ski time. Yes people are bringing in money. Yes resorts need tourists. But please spend that money in the local economy rather than some massive resort conglomerate. Respect employees, it will get you miles.

 

[Mista_Bob]

I reckon I should have read through the crazy part of this thread before replying. I just like to ski, dudes. This thread went sideways.

 

[brogoldenhair]

I just like to ski, dudes. This thread went sideways.

most reasonable thing i've heard