weeelll I walked around the corner and I walked around the block
and I walked right in to a paperworks shop
I handed the lady my five cent peice
and she pulled my freeskier right out of the grease.
weeellll sheee looked at the nickel and she looked at me
and she said "this nickel is no good to me, theres a hole in the middle and it goes right through"
I said "aye thiers a hole in my freeskier to
Thanks for the ski mag, yo bag!"