Anyone heard of Critical Mass?

BobYohan

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Apparently it's a regular protest held by cyclist's in cities all over the world against car culture, pollution, and bicycle-unfriendly city streets. But it has no leadership or structure and thus no clear goals. On the last friday of every month hundreds of cyclists meet in a designated spot and roam around the city disrupting traffic. Their slogan is "we aren't blocking traffic, we ARE traffic". The route is never planned, the group just kind of wanders under the direction of whoever happens to be riding at the front.

I stumbled on this movement by accident. Last friday (the last friday in April) I was riding home when I found the major street near my place in Montreal to be completely blocked off by hundreds of bikers. I asked one guy what was going on and he said "it's critical mass, we're taking back the streets, come ride with us". So i rode around with them for a bit to check it out. The group would ride up the street, often obstructing traffic in both directions, and people would park their bikes across intersections to prevent cars from entering and splitting up the group. They shouted slogans like "more bikes not cars". At one point the group gathered in the middle of a major intersection and everyone raised their bikes over their heads and started screaming (not me, i thought this was particularly retarded), which brought all traffic in that area to a stop.

It should be mentioned though that relatively few people were being majorly beligerent towards the cars. Overall it had kind of a festival atmosphere with lots of people rocking boomboxes, tricked out rides, unicyclists, etc. But as far as a protest goes its pretty pointless, and was used by some people as an excuse to cause shit. I hate gas guzzling SUVs and would love more bike friendly streets and all the rest (got smoked by a taxi last year) but as much as critical mass is a good time its certainly no way to get a point across and gives lots of idiots an opportunity to, uh, be idiots.

Thoughts? For those of you that live in major cities and like to bike you can probably find your local meeting spot on google if u wanna check it out.

(For those of you that live in Montreal, I joined the group at St. Laurent and Sherbrooke, we rode up to Mt. Royal, then across to St. Denis which is where they blocked traffic for awhile. Then headed down St. Denis and I broke off when they started heading West somewhere near Pins. Apparently the montreal meeting spot is Philips Square at 5:30, last friday of the month.)

 
yeah, it's huge in San Francisco. A bunch of my friends have taken part in it but I never have. I personally like the idea of it. There's way too many cars on the streets nowadays, especially in cities.
 
yeah its all good for the environment and whatnot, but i have been late to stuff twice because of them. it's really frustrating when they do this shit because all they do is hold up traffic, and there's no way im gonna stop using my car to get to places. my parents bought a car for a reason, and that's for me to use it. its not like people are gonna change their ways because a bunch of bike riders are blocking massive amounts of traffic.

On the other hand, 2 of my friends who do it say its awesome and all you do is bike in this big group baked as balls or drunk as hell which is always a good time.
 
some day i want to drive a big SUV and put it in neutral, and then rev the v8 and blow some exhaust right in there face!!!!

some day i am going to own the biggest suburban(unless gas is 10$ a gallon) that thing will be a rolling tank.

i want theses crazies to think about this, they are probably contributing more to pollution, because they are just extending the time people set in their cars. with the engines still running!!!

what now?
 
so the cars have to stop and go into idle and then waste even more gas as a bunch of cyclists pretending to have a plan stop their drive. sounds pretty lame to me.. I can't disagree with the major usage of SUVs being a problem, and I like to bike so I could see the argument for cyclist friendly streets, but causing worthless hassle isn't the way to do it. do you really believe someone would ditch their car just because of that?
 
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