Anyone have to write a sonnet for school that they can post here?

[TheQuailman]

it can be on anything

I'll be your best friend...

 

[J.D.]

Writing a decent sonnet is next to impossible. One time Dr. Stephen Guy Bray (brilliant Literature expert) assigned an exam to a class that had the option of writing two ten page essays... or one sonnet. He knew someone would pick the sonnet.

That was very evil of him.

I don't care who you are, whatever you post here will suck huge donkey cock.

 

[TheQuailman]

completely imposible, my teachers a bitch

 

[rocktheLPs]

when do you need it, mines at school and can get it to you tomorrow

 

[Utahpowderskier]

hahaha lazy ass

 

[TheQuailman]

jea

 

[TheQuailman]

o yea, i tried to make my own and failed, thts why i need help

"The name is Jason, the name is way cool

A skier, a mane, a myth, a legend

So he likes a fun game which he calls pool

So Jea! Jea! Jea! hath no end

Quickly, sharply, closely we’ll soonly see

Quickly, sharply, closely we’ll never know

And he is a cool steezy human be"

 

[ECGove]

not a bad first attempt, but "legend" and "end" don't rhyme very well

 

[TheQuailman]

bump! I need a crappy sonnet!!!!!!!!!

 

[akerbacker]

wow sonnets seem really hard to write

 

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don't forget the iambic pentameter.