Anyone Fuck a Stripper?

13348728:Rusticles said:
That fucking a stripper is more than likely going to be more like fucking a "bat shit crazy girl" than a "sexually mature woman"????

YES BUT WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT. I only know one stripper and yes she is bat shit crazy but that doesnt make all strippers bat shit crazy. are you like the master of statistics or something? I'm pretty positive that most strippers are normal people who dance sexy-like and also have consensual sex with men for pleasure and act like normal people afterwards.
 
13349798:butterslut. said:
YES BUT WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT. I only know one stripper and yes she is bat shit crazy but that doesnt make all strippers bat shit crazy. are you like the master of statistics or something? I'm pretty positive that most strippers are normal people who dance sexy-like and also have consensual sex with men for pleasure and act like normal people afterwards.

#daddyfail

 
I was decently good friends with one of the girls I took pole classes with and we would go to shows together, casually hook up sometimes, it was whatever. my boyfriend at the time knew about her and she knew about him and everything was peaches n cream until we all went to a show together, she was rolling face and locked herself out of her apartment so that we would have to take her home with us (we were going back to boyfriend's mom's house). She tried to fight my boyfriend because he wouldn't let her sleep naked on the floor of his mom's living room, then she got in bed with me and pushed him onto the floor. Things got heated so he locked her out of the house with his brother until she calmed down and when she came back inside she curled up and passed out in the bathroom like nothing happened.

She lives in florida now and she's a gogo dancer (glorified stripper) at a bunch of clubs and she still sends me nudes on occasion. Sometimes I wish I locked that down because she's hot as hell but not hot enough to make me want to deal with that kind of crazy.
 
13349798:butterslut. said:
YES BUT WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT. I only know one stripper and yes she is bat shit crazy but that doesnt make all strippers bat shit crazy. are you like the master of statistics or something? I'm pretty positive that most strippers are normal people who dance sexy-like and also have consensual sex with men for pleasure and act like normal people afterwards.

Surely I'm being trolled, I'm no master statistician, but I'd say it's a pretty safe bet more often than not strippers are to some degree bat shit crazy. I kind of doubt that most strippers were just normal women that decided one day that their current career just isn't working out for them and decided to let guys throw coins at their ass cracks for a poster. I don't think anyone would call someone who grinds their vagina on random dudes cocks multiple times a day for a pay-check a "normal woman"
 
13351409:Rusticles said:
I don't think anyone would call someone who grinds their vagina on random dudes cocks multiple times a day for a pay-check a "normal woman"

Not a normal women, but definitely a Nice Lady.
 
13349871:connecticunt said:
I was decently good friends with one of the girls I took pole classes with and we would go to shows together, casually hook up sometimes, it was whatever. my boyfriend at the time knew about her and she knew about him and everything was peaches n cream until we all went to a show together, she was rolling face and locked herself out of her apartment so that we would have to take her home with us (we were going back to boyfriend's mom's house). She tried to fight my boyfriend because he wouldn't let her sleep naked on the floor of his mom's living room, then she got in bed with me and pushed him onto the floor. Things got heated so he locked her out of the house with his brother until she calmed down and when she came back inside she curled up and passed out in the bathroom like nothing happened.

She lives in florida now and she's a gogo dancer (glorified stripper) at a bunch of clubs and she still sends me nudes on occasion. Sometimes I wish I locked that down because she's hot as hell but not hot enough to make me want to deal with that kind of crazy.

Yeah but you could have had that before she became a stripper and got super ran through...
 
I fucked a girl in HS that stripped. Calling her a stripper makes it seam like she was good at it or was a professional. I never saw her at work, according to Facebook she went on to college out of state, I have no idea if she continued stripping.
 
Wow, man, you're good, how did you do it? I once tried to persuade a stripper to come to my place, but she wouldn't do it. I'm very interested in what sex is like with her. They have a good plastic body and probably the feeling from this is simply unforgettable. Every time I see the hottest webcam girls I think about being alone with one of them. Is my fantasy too perverse or is everything okay? If someone has a secret how to persuade a stripper to go to you and have sex, I will be very happy to learn about it

**This post was edited on Apr 21st 2020 at 5:14:51am
 
14143107:ChadThundercock said:
It's the best feeling man, strippers, hookers are some of the best women

Punch the stripper in the throat before you take your money back---Chad Thundercock
 
I used to go to this punk/dive bar in Reno next to a pretty big strip club. This place is open 24 hours a day and all the strippers would come through after their shift for drinks.

Long story short, I met one, thought she was cool, fucked her on and off for about a month then ghosted her cus she was getting way too attached and was a legit psycho.

Got a call a couple weeks later that she was preggo. Naturally I voulenteered to pay for an abortion since we barely knew each other and had no way to financially/physically support a child at that time. She agrees with me and we go to planned parenthood to set an appointment together.

Couple weeks go by and the day before our appointment rolls up and now she tells me she’s going to keep it. I’m literally panicking at this point. I call her day after day and she just starts to ignore me.

Shout out to the fact she is a drug addict and a straight up alcoholic. One morning she texts me a picture of a blood puddle on her mattress and calls me up telling me she had a miscarriage in her sleep. Apparently she had a bender for a couple days, because she is fucking retarded and has no sense at all. I’ve literally never been so relieved in my life. After she hangs up she starts texting me weekly trying to hook up until I eventually block her number.

I looked on her Facebook recently and she just had a kid with some other guy.

Moral of the story: don’t have unprotected sex with strippers.
 
i dont get why u would be the one paying for the abortion?

14143182:SnowshoeThompson said:
I used to go to this punk/dive bar in Reno next to a pretty big strip club. This place is open 24 hours a day and all the strippers would come through after their shift for drinks.

Long story short, I met one, thought she was cool, fucked her on and off for about a month then ghosted her cus she was getting way too attached and was a legit psycho.

Got a call a couple weeks later that she was preggo. Naturally I voulenteered to pay for an abortion since we barely knew each other and had no way to financially/physically support a child at that time. She agrees with me and we go to planned parenthood to set an appointment together.

Couple weeks go by and the day before our appointment rolls up and now she tells me she’s going to keep it. I’m literally panicking at this point. I call her day after day and she just starts to ignore me.

Shout out to the fact she is a drug addict and a straight up alcoholic. One morning she texts me a picture of a blood puddle on her mattress and calls me up telling me she had a miscarriage in her sleep. Apparently she had a bender for a couple days, because she is fucking retarded and has no sense at all. I’ve literally never been so relieved in my life. After she hangs up she starts texting me weekly trying to hook up until I eventually block her number.

I looked on her Facebook recently and she just had a kid with some other guy.

Moral of the story: don’t have unprotected sex with strippers.
 
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