Anyone ever notice....

eheath

eheath

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That commercials for bitch beer (ie smirhoff ice etc) have guys drinking it? It's redic, guys don't drink mikes hard and smirhoff ice, its fucking stupid. Sorry I'm bored and I saw a smirhoff commercial and noticed it.
 
Some bitch asked if we could fill our keg with mikes hard lemonade for this next weekend. I couldn't do much else but laugh.
 
I watched a girl beer bong a bitch beer and another girl beer bong a tilt. I wanted to puke watching, uhhhh.
 
i dont drink a lot, but i think beer tastes like shit. if im gonna get drunk i want to enjoy it. so i drink what you would call bitch beer untill i get drunk enough to where beer tastes good.
 
Are you serious? If you're over the age of 18 that is just ridiculous. Beer is delicious.
 
Damn right, give me some keystone light and a 40 of Mickey's any day. Beer is delicious as long as its cold. I usually start out taking shots of whatever hard liquor there is before moving on to the beer. I need to be drunk enough before I'm too incoherent to realize I'm drinking smirnoff ice. I won't lie though, it does taste good to cool the throat down while smoking a blunt, better than beer in that respect.
 
Eh, bitch beers can be okay sometimes, but not usually.

And not all beer is good, I dislike most of that shit you buy at the gas station in cans, but most micro-brews are really good.
 
Pure marketing.

those companies are desperate to shed the stigma that has been attached to their drinks. by putting guys in the commercial they condition you to thinking that its okay for a guy to drink those drinks because we see one of our peers doing it. you know the smirnoff ice commercials with the guy and the dogs in the stripped dune buggy? they just try to make the person drinking it look cool or masculine.

same deal with cigarettes. back in the day it was only men who smoked cigs, but a named edward burnaise who was an american version of freud. suggested the movie actresses smoke on screen, and also they had women rights rallies light up cigs while they marched to create a buzz in the media. they compared the cigarettes as a phallic symbol which meant if women smoked the cigs they had power, because they had a "penis". there was a documentary about it on google vids ill try to find if this kind of shit interests you.

pyscho analysis.
 
I dont know man ive met some pretty sweet girls i guess cause they usually try and out drink me drinkin beer i only have one friend that drinks bitch beer and thats cause shes allergic to hops!
 
Its just the same price as Cap Mo too! i like it cause it doesnt have that bitter bite to it you like gold rum has as apposed to silver and the same with Tequila!
 
I never noticed these commercials, but it is a decent marketing strategy. I have never bought them before because it costs too much for less alcohol. Yes they taste like koolaid and will get you drunk if you drink 20 of them, but by then you will be dead from the sugar.

Beer sure is delicious though once you have acquired a taste for it. at first yeah almost everyone will think it tastes nasty. but you will keep drinking it and eventually fall in love. no that isn't exaggeration.

and FYI, Red Dog is an incredibly cheap beer but also really good. next time you're looking for cheap beer try it out. i heard so many bad stories about it so i was afraid to try it, but i did and turns out it's awesome.
 
i see ppl walk out of gas stations w rthat shit n laugh soo hard... and they know it too. get som fucking red dog or mickeys or nadi n get some hair on ur balls
 
yeah keystone is pretty shitty but thats just my opinion. i drink beer when its super warm out, mostly red stripe, magic hat, smitchicks etc. when its not so warm out i stick strictly to JD on the rocks! werd
 
i have a good buddy, he's like 26, and he LOVES to drink Boone's Farm, which is either one step above or below "bitch beer."
 
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lol, id say its about equal with bithc beer
 
boone's farm is fun to drink once in a while. bong a whole bottle of orange hurricane and you'll be so happy.
 
My first time to a club I ordered a Smirnoff. I danced with only two girls that night.... damn it.

But anyways my drink of choice is Corona. mmmmmmmmmm
 
i love red stripe, guiness, blue moon...all the good stuff, but honestly last weekend at stews there was some hard sweet tea and all this bitch stuff...the alcohol is so well hidden in there. the stuff is like candy.

i think a clever commercial for like guiness is to parody that situation with guys drinking the bitch drinks, and have like zima kegstands and shotgunning a smirnoff
 
Yeah those are usually the beers i drink every weekend, sometimes there are specials like 8 bucks for an 18 of old mil (currently going on, ive been drinking a lot of it). Otherwise its 15 bucks cubes or 16 buck 30.
 
haha i cant beleive people judge others by a drink in there hand. a beer doesnt make you a fucking lumberjack. drink whatever you want.
 
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