Anyone ever had that, go get the shotgun moment

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smooticus

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Im sitting in my room after a rough day of skiing watching the hills have eyes.

I waqs just wondering if anyone has ever pulled a gun on someone, or had that moment where you just say fuck it and go apeshit. If so go ahead and gives us i nice little story.

I for one havent really, except for fist fights. Although one time i was offroading wit my cousin out in bum fuck egypt and some fucking physco tried to break into his truck, so he chases him off with a shotgun and even took some shots (just trying to pepper him)
 
my dad and i had to point his .44 magnum revolver and a 20 gauge pump sawn off at some crackheads that drove up our 1/2 mile dirt driveway and wouldnt leave...
 
Every spring at the cottage, is a go get the shotgun moment. I fucking hate watersnakes, guns kill watersnakes. I use a 410.
 
Well, it usually turns them into 3 or 4 pieces depending on how far away I am. The pickerel around my cottage just LOOOOVEEEEE me because I feed them watersnake.
 
my dad was walking up the mississippi river and shot one that was like 6 inches from his foot... legs was all that was left at that range.
 
My dad has this 50. caliber muzzle loader, I would just love to test that thing out on a watersnake, the only problem is for some reason it is not supposed to be kept loaded, so I can't just run and grab it then fire.
 
One time i was pissed at my friends for being dicks and bashed one of their heads into a cabinet then the went outside came back and i pulled out a rifle on them as i joke but they thought it was for real
 
me and my dad were driving through hartford awhile back when some dude tried to steal our car, all my dad had to do was reach for his gun and that gangsta was gone.
 
one time i was at my friends house, and he was sighting in this new gun, and it was .50 cal

id never fired a gun before, but i was all like "hell yeah, ima real thug now" but i didn't want to shoot it at the target, so i shot this squirrel with it, and the gun was all like "boom!" and the squirrel just dissipated, like it was straight gone, then the tree behind the squirrel just slowly toppled over because the bullet had effectivly cut it in two

that wasnt really a "grab the shotugn" moment, but that squirrel was fucking gone....
 
I was at a party where a dude was breaking shit an got kicked out. I'm friends with tha house owner and when the guy wouldn't leave his driveway he said "go get a golf club". Nine Irons scare people a lot. But they are super good on car mirrors.

And my friends dad has a .50 muzzle loader. I can't imagine shooting or shall i say blowing up small game with it.
 
I live in t. canda right, and earlier this season there was a huge propane plant explosion. (search toronto propane explosion youtube) and it was insane. The ground shook like an earth quake and the noise was like 10x thunder and when i looked outside and saw the massive shroom cloud on the horizon i thought we were being invaded or bombed or some shit like that. after many other post explosions i dialed my dad to come home and fill the car with as much gasoline as we had in the garge and then he laughed and told me to turn on the radio.

i guess that might have been my get the shotgun moment (if i even had one)
 
When I was twelve my family was gunned down by the mexican drug dealers when we took a visit to Cancun, and I was captured and held for ransom. After three days I managed to escape from the room, took a guards gun and shot three of my captors on the way out. One of the guys was apparently a big crime boss, and when it was discovered I was in the US embassy, there was an assassination attempt on me, but they didnt get inside the building. Long story short, thats why I'm in witness protection and living out in Seattle now. And I can tell you this because you're thinkiong this is too crazy to ever be true and wont believe it.
 
ive pulled out a shotgun to rape a fox that stole one of my chickens. (no im not a hick at all) put a slug right through that motha fucka
 
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