Anyone Else?

bryanw

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So last wednesday I was longboarding down a hill near my dorm after my last class of the day to relax. I don't remember this happening at all. That is because somehow I fell(this is not a steep hill or anything I ride it everyday). Apparently I also got a helicopter flight to the hospital after telling the cops about some girl who I don't know. The next day I told my parents I couldn't stay in my room because the pirates on the TV were making to much noise plus many other things I'm still finding out/not remembering.Boom huge scars all over my body, 7 staples in my head, 8 inch skull fracture, plus severe concussion then sent 8 hours back home to miss 3 weeks of college, and I have no fucking clue what caused me to fall or remember that day... Now I am finding out that my ski season might not happen not even able to film or just cruise groomers. Is anyone else not able to potentially ski this season/plans for when your not?
 
Dont you see, the tv pirates attacked you while longboarding because you knew too much about the girl, they slasshed your head open and wiped your memory... You need a sword and a helmet
 
I think the helicopter shot you off your longboard with a bazooka and you went flying into the girl you were talking about. She instantly exploded and you hit your head on the ozone layer, so you cracked your head.

 
I know the injury part sucks, but that's actually a really funny story haha.

Good luck with the recovery :) +vibezes
 
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