I have a hot pink/white/black Crammaratti from the 90's. It treats me well, I keep it in shape.
Did the Seattle to Portland ride in one day (320km) with Team Creo. Including a high speed crash, that was intense.
Doing a one week ride through Colorado in June.
I love just throwing my ski playlist on my mp3 and just flying around on the aerobars.
No I don't shave my legs, but I wear spandex obviously.