anybody really gotten in a fight on the slopes?

NoTeefa

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ok, fo reals, dont make shit up on this one

i just want real eyewitness accounts of people beating the shit out of each other on the slopes

please, entertain me

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you aint heard that from me.

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At Mountain Creek one time the two dirty ass mutha fuckas started punchin eachother in the face at the bottom of the lift. Everyone crowded around and i started laughing at them. The lift attendants came out and had to hold the one kid back, he wanted more blood. The other kid just looked like his face got a little bruised up so i felt it was only right to throw a snowball at it. Then security came and took both of thtem away. After that Ace of Base startin playing out of no where and the whole entire crowd started dancing.

Everything is true except for that last sentence.

 
some years ago there was a long line at the lift and some snowboarders walked just through it and then some skiers gave em a punch, then they waited on top and punched each others really hard. that was freakin funny cause that were like 8 people or so beating each others...

at the begin of the season i was skiing all alone and some GAY french or swissfrench snowbladers started talkin shit to me and started pushing me, i had 5 years of french at school but didn't know what they were talkin about...as i got back down they were there again, talkin something about jews to me and one tried to punch me in tha face and tried to push me on tha ground..i said to them in english french and german that i don't understand what they want...also i said that they're some fucking faggots with teir gay snowblades and tight clothes but they didn't understand what i told em.....so fuck those gay snowblading faggots...that was the day i started hating snowbladers and all those short skiing fags...one week later i took my brother with me but didn't see em again, otherwise i had beaten tha shit outa em...hey and if anyone of you fags reads that( i don't think so...) then you should better not go out doing gay shit for tha next two weeks cause i'm going to smash your little gay faces against tha fucking slope if I can get ya...so watch out....

whoo that was long but i just had to write that shit...

 
wow i woulda killed them like the first day if they were doin all that crap, you dont need your brother to back you up agaistsnowbladers

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i dont know man, those snowlerbladers can be pretty vicious when they start gnawing at your ankles.

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you aint heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play

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only mt creek.

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once at tremblant.skier and snowboarder againt ski racer..pretty cool!

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Oh and one day, i was on the first prototype of the 1080s, it was like 6 years ago, and the wide break didnt exist...so i fall, and my ski went down and hurt a old man in the chair lift line...this guy almost killed me!!

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one time i was on the lift and a boarder was sitting on a headwall and this skier came flying down, hickey slid right into him, the boarder slid down the headwall, the skier clicked his skis off and ran down and started punching the guy. it was fucking hilarious.

and a few weeks ago at my park some boarder fell in front of me on the rope tow TWICE, and after the second time i said 'dude, that's what the little park's for' cause the rope tow over there goes slower. so he took of his board, jacket, hat, and gloves, walked up the hill and was like 'what the fuck did you just say to me' and i told him again then he wanted to fight me. but i didn't cause he was about 3 years older than be and a lot bigger, but a bunch of my friends were gonna help me kick his ass, but i had my instructors jacket on so i didn't

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last year at the coors light halfpipe comp it was jam session - biggest hit... there were a bunch of competitiors and everyone was getting snaked. I was straightlining about half the deck before dropping in for my hit - and this one time this dude started to ride the deck to drop in right infront of me so i had nowhere to go - pushed him into the croud than fell into the pipe... ruined both our runs. he didn't see me dropping in so he was all bitchy, dropped into the pipe and started yelling at me (for those who ride at blue a bunch, it's one of the brother dudes with the down jackets - the one in the red down jacket - you know, the bro's who's dad died this year... anyways), we started yelling at eachother, i'm sure it would have gone into a fist fight, but i had enough with it and just hiked back up for another hit 'cause i wanted to try and win the comp not fight in the middle of the pipe.

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my friends brother got his ass kicked at the mountain 2 hours from here,he had one the hats with the big middle finger on it,and these dudes called him a fag so my friends bro gave them the finger cuz they looked so tiny so he does his run and on his way up again,the two guys were waiting at the top of the hill for him and he noticed that thses 2 guys were insanely so he apologized and said he didnt want to fight,one of the big guys clocked him and my friends bro starting swinging back landing a few good ones,they got him on the ground and while he was on his hands and knees,one of the guys kicked him full torque right in the face with his skiboot and the other guy a couple body shots,soo much fucken blood

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at mt.seymour me and some snowboarders got hammed in the bar and went for a lap these 2 kids from the east side of vancouver were suckin shit so my friend pissed off the chair right on them, then they waited at the bottom for us, we fucked them up real bad and the lifties helped us stomp them

 
i broke up a fight this year, a skier supposedly cut off a snowboarder down by the lift and the snowboarder got into the lift line hoped out of his bindings in like half a second. and just attacked the kid. I clicked out and ran after him defending the honor of a fellow skier and tackled him. and then it was over.

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i broke up a fight last year on a long trail to get down. A snowboarder was holding down a skier while his friend hit him

 
yeah some little fag threw a snowball at em from the chairlift, so i went up one more time and waited for him, and followed him down the mountain pegging him with snowballs, it was cool because i could catch up to him easily after i stopped to pick up a snowball because he was a shitty beginner boarder, that was as close as ive gotten to getting in a fight, the kid just snowboarded away and didnt do shti back, then he didnt get back on the lift and he walked into the lodge and stood as close to his little sister as possible so i wouldnt try and hit him

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if ski patrol tries to take your passes you just beat the shit out of them too

But I ain't one ta gossip, so you aint heard that from me.

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play

Welcome to the pimps n playaz lounge
 
i was done skiing the best run of my life in 28 inches of fresh snow jumping cliffs and shit then i was tired so i was carving sloppily then i stopped and this skier smashed into me i was so madd and he kept going. I threw my broken pole at him. He was like 45 i was 15 so i had no chance but i was still mad. I skier down and one ski leaving one behing jumped on his leggs poping his out a binding and he feel and broke his thumb. it was funny when he was screaming for me to get ski patrol when he thought i did it on sccident

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not if you beat up the ski patroler too. ha, but anyways i got the shit kicked out of me at Mont Saint Anne. my epileptic friend had just bailed really hardcore doin flips down the landing an shit an these two snowboarders on the lift just cracked up so i was like fuck you bitches so we were yellin at each other an i said sompin bout his mom. Anyhow they said theyd come down and kick my ass but i was like ya whatever an i didn think they wud, plus i had my crew with me. So my crew goes down and me an 2 guys decide to hike back up one more time (this is like half an hour later so i had pretty much forgotten bout the faggy snowboarders) an the three of them come down, i was like 12 at the time and they were easily 16. Three knocks to the head (helmet on fortunately), fell to the ground he kicked me till i coughed up some blood, spat on me and broke my pole. That was opne of the shittier things thats ever happened to me... good times

 
I fucked this chick once in a resort bathroom... does that count??

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Pick up the Wu-Tang double CD

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you pissed on them from the chair? that takes some skill.

Some kid was being an asshole to my brother in the park. So my brother took off his snowboard and beat him over the face with it

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hahaha thats great, i hit people with my poles but board must fuckin hurt

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i got in a fight with a guy that was like 6 feet tall and 230 pounds(im 13, 510.5 and like 145) and he was black. he was mockign my friends soo i jsut got up and was like fuck you punched him in the face, he took of his googles and coat... after that i dont rember much except getting my pass cliped and having to get my nose re broke...

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because it pisses me off when people yell at me from the chair when i build jumps i'm sure it won't be long till it happens. because i always end up yelling back and i normally have better insults

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Ok my buddy Ty was skiing switch and this four year oln kid cuts him off and ty flips out. his dad is not 20 feet awy . this doesnt stop ty. his dad come over and trys to body check him he hits him right back and the guy goes down hard . it was the funniest thing i have ever seen on the slopes.

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i ran over some snowboarders girlfriend skiing switch (she cut in front of me) and he was really pissed off. but i escaped without getting killed.

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A guy in his mid 40's almost punched me in the lift-line once. My friend and I were talking about how American's don't generally learn anything other than english until they are in HS, and most other countries the kids are bilingual by the time they're in HS. And I said that America was a stupid bitch ass of a nation, and the old guy turned around with an arm drawn back like he was about to hit me. That's about as close as it gets.

 
Some of you guys sound like you need to have your ass kicked for being assholes.

This year at mammoth at the bottom of three some guy snowboarding runs into some chick on a board and he keeps going and gets to the bottom of the lift and out of nowhere this random gay jumps on the guy who ran over the girl and starts beating on him then comes the girls boyfriend or brother and he joins in as well and they are just beating the shit out of this guy for a good minute or two untill some people broke it up.

 
I ski in Indiana, but there was a huge fight last year. There were a bunch of guys on a runway type run that conected to other runs, and some guy just took of their skis and started beating eachother up, I don't know why. One guy kicked another guy in the mouth with his boot. I think they all got arrested. Thats what happens when you have to ski in Indiana.

 
I've also gotten threaten to be bitchassed by some gay snowblader in a litte park. He fell on a rope and we were prety nice, but he intended to fuckusup, which i told him was illegal, but he almosted started another fight in Indiana.

 
There was some snowboarders fighting in the park and one hit the other with a shovel.

I almost got in a fight with a big group of snowboarders but all my friends ran away like little girls. So I just decided to leave too.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
these are excellent stories.

Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'.
 
Once, my and a couple other people were on the side of a run and threw snowballs at u bunch of people. One fag came down on his snowboard and we threw a snowball at him. He fell, got all pissed off and tried to beat us up. He left his board in the middle of the run and it got run over like five times. Anyway, this guy i was with creamed him and we all threw more snowballs at him. Later, we saw him at the chalet and he got beaten again on the steps untill a bunch of people broke them up. He was like 13 ( the same age as us) and he still got killed. It was halarious.

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i was on the lift, and we were hosting a chevy truck race, so all the sponsors were there with booths and shit, and so i got all these like bouncy balls, like about 2times the size of a golf ball. and i threw one at a guy who i witness wreck a takeoff in the park (he was a gaper) and so i nail him in the chest, and he fell, and ski patrol came, i was laughing so hard, and then i also threw a metal cereal bowl at a person

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i stabbed somebody in the throat with my pole once cuz they smashed into my 12 year old brother and didnt even turn around to think twice about it and he almost died it was cool

*steeze with eeze*
 
Yea.. SO I was like still fuckin your mom when your dad came home.. So I fucked him up. It was funny...

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I was telling Shorty like --

Yo Shorty, you don't even gotta go to summer school

Pick up the Wu-Tang double CD

And you'll get all the education you need this year

YouknowhatImean?

 
A lot of almost fight stories.

I thought this was actual fight stories but if you are going to tell almost fights ill tell one.

I was working for salomon in crested butte and this kid was being a total dick he skied through the tent almost took out a whole bunch of people. So i asked what the hell was he doing he ignored me and kept going through so when i saw him later i took a few snow/ice balls and chucked them at him and his friend. Then hre payed attention and came over asking what that was for so i told him because i felt like it he got all mad and just walked away.

Dont fight a snowboarder on the mountain there boots are a lot easier to move in. Just a tip.

 
some random phycopath came up to my brother and his friend a couple of years back, while skiing down the hill. He just skied up behind them and wacked them with his poles, knocked them down and skied away

i take ten steps backward with my bent left vision

we've been ina cold world, were just getting flurries now?

 
my friends get in many fight on mtn. because many other boy tell me to leave because they say i just a little girl. so my friend kick their asses

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
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