Anybody live in Bakersfield, California?

timC

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visiting family and am bored as fuck. Know absolutely anybody here my age. Things to do to pass the time?
 
I prefer getting fapped than fapping myself. I'm with my parents so idk where I can purchase some herb. I took a stroll and came back to the house after like 20 because I kept getting mean mugged by sketchy looking mexicans
 
Where's the Chinese place? Is it one of those buffets with a serve yourself soft ice-cream machine? If so I'm hitting that shit up. As for fighting the mexicans, if I find a skinny looking one who comes off as a pussy
 
I live in Bako, shitty town, let me know if you come again, you are basically 1-2 hours away from everything imaginable: ski, surf, bike, wake. All that year round.
 
Go to Dewar's Ice cream shop. Awesome handmade shakes and sundaes. Always stop there when I'm headed up the Central Valley.
 
I was in Bakersfield last summer and we went to this bomb ass breakfast joint called the 24th St Cafe... Kinda divey but really chill and great food... That's all I got for ya.
 
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