If I were you I'd get my posse together, have a steeze throwdown session, and when the coaches tried to talk smack, I'd beat their arealist penciled out asses with my skis.  Then I'd tear down the ramps, and catch the debris on fire, then piss on the ashes, then steal all the money those bastards took from poor kids looking to progress, and build my own ramps, and let all the kids who wanted to jump however they wanted to.
...sorry, I got a little fired up, I'm edgy 'cause it's summer.
'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'It's too bad one piece suits are gay because they're really warm, and when you fall, they keep the snow out.' (Dean Cummings)
'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)