anybody got fucked up on a box

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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Well, i was trying a switch 270 onto this angled box and my tails got caught and i landed on my back on the box, hurt like fuck.

Also, i knocked my tooth out when i bashed my face on this other box after my feet slipped out from underneath me, i still look like a freak from that one.

Anybody else got really fucked up from a box?

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Yeah I've clipped my tails trying to switch 90 to railslide a box and landed on my back on the edge of the box, that hurt like a bitch. My feet slide out from under me a lot on boxes, they're too damn easy to slide when you're used to stickier rails.

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i slipped out and landed on the corner on my back.

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i was dipping into one and that damn thing took my penis right off

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i fucked a box once.

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yeah, switch 90 onto the box, slid out and hit the edge with my back, hurt like a bitch

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three years ago in the blackcomb park my buddy, who snowboards, was nollieing on to the picnic table, but his snowboard went under the table...ouchy wowchy.

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ya good times, seriously though, i need to stop hurting myself this year, its really affectin progress, not to mention there is no snow in WA

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
yeah but if you never got hurt.. then where would all the fun be?

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i feel your pain on the switch 270 i tried it on double kinked box and slid out and got a big hipper and a broken pinkey..

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I got all cocky on this box at sunday river, and tried to slide it with some guerilla steez, took a face plant on the box, realized I wasn't tanner hall, and then did it again with my style and nailed it with ease.. hahaha, what watching the pro's does to ya

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I was doing 50/50 to slide on the 30 foot kink box at avila and i lost balance on the last foot and hit my hip off the corner of the box... hurt like hell the next morning...

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yo snowbird where were you today? my friend told me you were supposed to show but never did. whats up?

 
well i myself have never hurt myself on a box, i ripped my pants a little, but i saw a guy break his back when he slipped off a box, it was funny in a what the fuck was that way, but i felt sorry for the guy, but the other day i saw this kid come up to a box with a lota speed and it was an ollie on box and his nose went under the plastic and he slammed down really hard, he imediatley started crying and rolled down the hill, about 2 runs later i saw the same kid try to hit this rail thats about 5 ft above the ground with no speed, it was the closest thing ive seen to a literal ass raping by a rail

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Hey Snowbird, the kink box at Avila isn't 30 foot, it's more like 15-20. What is 30 for sure is the new down rail.

I'm new with rails and I also toke a few falls on that kink box 2 days ago but at the end of the day I finally got it. Now I think I'm gonna try the flat rail or the down one just beside the kink box.

 
yep.. tyrols box threw me like a buckin' bronco. then it shat in my face.. like a buckin' bronco.

 
i saw a kid rack himself. it was great

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fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

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yep.. i saw this kid rack himself on a four foot wide box. his legs were a good 20 feet long.

 
Compliments to scotchy and mommy for making this post retarded...

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