Anybody born with any birth defects?

[1080ski]

Was anybody here born with any cool/strange birth defects?

 

[thats_random]

i'm a identical twin

 

[skierdudeguy]

i have 6 arms. which sucks, but i can do sick grabs no one else at my hill can

 

[j3Di]

i was born with a 12 inch penis. and it has been growing ever since.

call me, ladies.

 

[j3Di]

hahah

 

[pns513]

my friend constantly shakes for no reason...

 

[Billek]

My left pinkie toe is bent inwards and it is a little smaller than it should be.

 

[twistedxfaith]

I was born perfect. That is probably a birth defect since no one is supposed to be perfect.

Just kidding guys

 

[errrka]

i ahve a birthmark on my leg. it looks like the state of ohio.lmao

 

[Nicholas.]

i do also, and i have a friend who does (hes on here also)

 

[R-Bertsch]

excuse me, ohio is not a potato state, that's idaho. Ohio is more known for its excellent corn and well, not much else.

 

[t_rob]

isn't that turrets?

 

[Luckyscs]

I live in sparta and anyone with a defect is disposed of.

 

[Piste.Off]

i was born with a 12 inch tail that has a mind of its own

 

[errrka]

i know. some one from canada asked me that. and our corn. people cant eat it. it's mostly feed corn. and yeah horrible weather, well just changing like crazy weather

 

[adam.]

every single one of my toes are bent and i some times twitch and am very jumpy

 

[Capt.Flannel]

does internally count? If so, my Adrenal Gland doesn't work.

 

[unchyll]

a have a mole on my right ass cheak

 

[hartig]

I have one of those.. but its gotten less since he's grown.

 

[skierdudeguy]

so... you dont get adreneline?

 

[R-Bertsch]

ohh haha i didnt realize that was in your sig, yeah can you believe this weather, 80 degrees to snow 3 days later

 

[xAtticusx]

i have a birthmark on my ass which is pretty fucking annoying and i think i'm gonna get a tattoo over it.

this isnt a birth defect but i was born with perfectly straight and smooth hair. no joke. ive dyed it/bleached it since grade 5 till now and its still smooth and straight. ill wake up and itll only have a few sticky-upy hairs but all i need to do is put some water and its fine.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I could explain but it wouldn't make sense, so...

What is Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia (CAH)?

CAH is a genetic defect of the adrenal glands. A person with CAH will not be able to produce several vital hormones known as corticosteriods. CAH is treated with hormone replacement, replacing one or both of the hormones missing, generally with Cortef and Florinef. Living with CAH requires extra attention to common illnesses and stress inducing situations (injury, exercise, etc.) and very good communication with your Endocrinologist.

 

[bryceCTS]

i have 3 nipples

 

[errrka]

omg. i know!! we have a fire going right now! where in ohio are you from. i'm from mansfield

 

[killabees]

color blind?

im also really really stupid, but my mom wont tell me whats wrong with me

 

[CMF]

i have an indent in my chest

 

[prosnurfer]

yea man i knwo a kid who does that too. its soo annoying. thats prob one of the worst birth defects that someone can have

 

[STAUSS]

wanna cut it out and send it to me in that case? those fuckers sell good on the black market.

 

[Capt.Flannel]

If you find a working one, send that shit my way. You'd get no money for mine, though, sorry.

 

[J.Bass]

i was born without my heart beating and had to have CPR to live. and doctors said was gonna be blind.

 

[killabees]

are you?! is ur keyboard brail?

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I think you missed the section of that sentence that said he WAS going to be blind. I don't think he IS blind.

 

[J.Bass]

yeah, and so is my monitor.

 

[killabees]

tv too? read this ... .--.-.-0.--..0-..-..-.-..-.-.-_>-.-.-.->.>-.-.__>_-.-.-

 

[killabees]

and im sure you missed my first post too! it said IM REALLY REALLY STUPID AND MY PARENTS WONT TELL ME WHATS WRONG WITH ME caps sorry

 

[J.Bass]

no i dont watch tv. i just have this really really big radio that only plays like talk radio and stuff. occasionally i'll get some music.

but i have no idea what you are talking about, i don't even own a petting zoo.

 

[C.R.420]

sounds accurate to me, sadly.

 

[killabees]

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[Skipig25]

I was born with unnaturally high amounts of steeze in my bloodstream.

 

[Edward.]

a small weiner. oh no wait im just asian

 

[Piste.Off]

no russbuss was

 

[snowXrider540]

hhahahahaah

my 2nd and 3rd toes are like webbed half way?

 

[killabees]

hello aquaman

 

[petek]

I have an extra y chromosome, "superman syndrome"

 

[erb-herder]

i dont have toenails

 

[C.R.420]

thats fucked up. but you're probably kidding.

 

[snowXrider540]

why hello there.

if you are ever drowning just give out a yell.

ill swim to you.

 

[s.jeff]

i have a brown cirlce on my left foot

 

[oakjewlery]

i'm a talking milkshake...

 

[Albrecht.]

were you born with a detachable ass too?