Any weird talents out there?

[simuhn]

SO i figured people of NS that some of you must have some weird talents or abilities besides skiing. what've you got? don't know if ping pong counts but ive got that goin on.

 

[Dlud]

I can pee through a cheerio at 30 paces

 

[Aidan-G]

I'm a speed cummer. Give me 10 seconds and a bottle of Jurgens

 

[navierSTOKED]

I can balance coins on my elbow, then catch them in my hand. My best is like 54.

 

[Toasty.]

i can retract my penis for ultimate surveillance.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

I can assemble complex machinery using only my nipples.

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

sometimes when i get really sweaty after a workout i lactate out of my left nipple.

 

[simuhn]

yikes dude.

my buddy can rip ass on command. pretty rad

 

[Skiing.Nz]

Inny Outies?

 

[simuhn]

calls 'em breathies. heard them last upwards of a minute.

 

[theabortionator]

I can pee in yur moms butt

 

[Skiing.Nz]

Hahaha yeah my friend can do these too. Goes hard at them haha.

 

[sugar~glider]

i can fit my fist in my mouth, move each eye independently, and my favorite party trick is trying to stab / slice my foot with a knife and being unsuccessful every time.

 

[Lucas]

I can

 

[gotti]

I can stick my foot up ur ass. Took me lots of practice.

 

[Bill.Nye]

I can give a woman an orgasm

 

[simuhn]

something nifty_shifty cannot do.

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

i can memorize stuff by reading it once or twice for a short period of time. Once i realized i studied the wrong material in my nutrition class 5 minutes before my exam, I read memorized the study guide and got 100%

 

[Aidan-G]

Are you sure it's not

?

 

[Aidan-G]

 

[E__]

I can give people AIDS with one loogie if I aim it right.

 

[Rafiki]

sometimes i wrap myself is saran wrap and writhe on the ground pretending to be an inch worm. then after a solid 7 minutes i break free and become a wingless butterfly.

 

[AT-AT]

Is making furniture out of trees a weird talent? If so than this

 

[alden.]

i can lick my elbow

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[dique_cheeez]

i can smoke soooooo much weed.

 

[simuhn]

so when do you change your NS profile to a pink name? thats what happens right?

 

[matt.s]

picking locks occasionally

 

[Rafiki]

also i can Future $pin

 

[Dr.Gnar]

I can drink any liquid and make it flow out my nose. Also with noodles, so that I can tug on each end, one out of my mouth, one out of a nostril. I'm serious, it grosses people out very much lol

 

[taylornicky]

I can sound like one of those bike horn things.

 

[feihlination]

thats the first thing that fits in here. lol

 

[Spinoza]

Pics People! Especially alden.

 

[Chupacabraj]

i can take my eye out, and do shit with it.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

That's cute.

 

[NSwidow]

Multiple orgasms.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Dammit...

 

[Huck_Norris]

Same... And that's actually saying something for a guy.

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

i can make girls walk funny.

 

[taylornicky]

I'm glad that I've earned your approval.

 

[Lansfield]

I can find chads gap

 

[Poems]

Stop posting shit like this on every thread. What are you, 11?

 

[Lansfield]

Ya but it's funny. Sit down buddy

 

[Suchy]

i can chug a water bottle in 3 seconds

 

[HorsecockTony]

are you stupid?

 

[HorsecockTony]

Sometimes I place jumbo sharpies up my rectum and shoot them with enough force to penetrate cardboard boxes.

 

[Caspaaa]

poetry

 

[Mr.Sloth]

That noise makes me HORNy hahahahahahahahahabahahahahaha oh I crack myself up

 

[Velocirooster]

I can have brown hair and brown eyes

 

[Poems]

Yes. Tell me more.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

 

[WI_Personallty]

I can slice a piece of paper cleanly in half with a pencil or pen.