Any tips on breaking in new shoes lol?

try to pull some cool karate kid tiger jumps on the cars also. that gives some vertical stress on the shoes to break them in faster
 
uhmmmmm how do you break in shoes

1.) stop ask stuiped qeustions

2.) you take your feat and put them in the shoe

3.) you walk around on the shoes

4.) if you wan tto break them in a second you play in a middle of a high way
 
seriously this works. put them in the microwave for about 30 seconds. take them out and bend them in all directions and keep repeating that until you like how they feel.
 
Ok, this is a well known but complicated process:

1) The first step is to check the size of shoe, this is very important. They must be between size 9-12 for this to be of use.

2) Next you need to go to Fillmore and 9th Street and ask the Hot Dog salesman to direct you to a man named "Big Earl".

3) The passcode to enter Big Earl's lair is "Gerald Ford", they will ask you a question.

4) This is of the utmost importance, DO NOT LOOK BIG EARL IN THE EYES UNTIL HE HAS ACKNOWLEDGED YOUR PRESENCE.

5) Offer him the going rate of $5,000 and ask him to please wear your shoes for no less than 1 month, to break them in properly.

6) Enjoy your new shoes, properly broken in by a 500 lb. gangsta!
 
1. find a road that is being paved.

2. ask gys driving steam roller to borrow it

3. run your self over

4.die
 
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