Any tips for not getting caught while throwing a party

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Well, my parents are going out of town this weekend, and im plannin on a little party, u know, like 20 ppl or so. What are some things to do that insures i won't get caught, becuase if i do, there goes ski season.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
yeah, dont throw a fucking party.

let someone else's ass get raped by their parents.

just go get hella drunk at their pad and fuck it up.

 
to late for that, i just need to know if there is anything to do that will make it harder for me to get caught. Although im out of the house in like a year anyways, I would still be fucked.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
last time i had a party someone thought it would be cool to hide a bunch of bottlecaps from beer and liquor bottles in my couch, like between the cushions. my parents didnt suspect anything till a week or so later when my mom was vacuuming the couch (who does that anyways) and found them. i was so busted.

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video tape the whole house so you can put it back like it was

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Yeah, were not gettin any beer, just some vodka, or morgans or something. Its just that one time at another kids house, 3 holes got punched in the walls, and i cant let that happen, but whatver.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
lock all valuables, breakables, and sharp items in an obsure room. shortsheet the beds for tough access, and lock your parents bedroom for sure, they'll find out otherwise. get a friend to stay sober and keep things in check. keep random dark kids out of your house, they are ALWAYS trouble. and if a neighbor threatens to call the cops, take the threat seriously.

all in all, use your head.

-Joel

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^ good idea, video tape or make a list of where everything is, note the levels of your parents liquor bottles.

Hide anything that is breakable or valuable or that someone might jack(video games, dvds, etc.)

Make sure you know everyone who comes in the door or at least who they came with.

Get a few of your good friends to agree to help clean up the next day.

Neighbors can be a problem so watch out for them calling cops/parents.

You can easily pull it off and not get caught

 
Yeah, we always have a sober person, i was thinkin, keep it to the basement, and im not gunna get to wasted, just to be sure.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
ya man if anyone says they are callin the cops dont ignore them. Very important part of not geting busted.

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True dat, but we cant deal with the emptys, so we will just have to see.

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
dont let anyone smoke cigars.

its a really hard smell to get out of your house.

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if your going to vacum don't leave the vacum line in the carpet, 'cause if your parents pick up on it you'll get busted...who the vacums the house?

-Chloe

skiing=radical
 
Have everybody park down the street away from your house. I'd say no more than 2 cars in your driveway. Also, our high school gives out passes to put on your rear-view mirror. If anybody has stuff like that on their car, or anything else that indicates it belongs to a high school student, tell them to take it down. Seeing 10 cars with student tickets is a major red flag.

And never answer your door after everybody is in your house. Come up with a time where nobody else is allowed in. That way you don't answer the door thinking it's a friend and have it be the cops. They aren't allowed in unless you let them in, so as long as you all stay in the basement, they'd have to get a warrant.

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i think it will be very obvious that the cops are there..i dont know if youve ever been to a party but if the cops do show up everysingle person that so much as smells a pig will yell cops..other commonly used words are as follows..fuzz, law, cops, pigs, bacon, federalies, fat ass fuckers and so on..just video tape the house..dont let any cars cause an obstruction in the road and dont make too much noise and you should be alright. ive never even been questioned

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dont play load music. keep track of your freinds. dont let people play quaters on nice woodin tables. and keep someone sober.

hippie stezzzze
 
I threw a party last year at my house, nothing broken, somebody puked on the kitchen counter, easy cleanup, but I OVERCLEANED. Yupp, it can happen, if your parents come home and the house is spotless, they will know you did something and that you're covering...it's what happened to me anyway. And yeah, keep everyone in one spot.

J-unitrepresent
 
Not getting caught is actually really hard. You said 20 people. When did you tell these people? We once were going to have a small party back in the days of gr 12 on new years. As far as we knew, we had told maybe five people and told them to tell a few. A few turns into 200 apparently.

The thing about locked doors too. Drunk people want to get in em. They get broken. People get too drunk, they break stuff. People you dont know, or retards you do dont respect anything and break stuff. Maybe its a small town thing, but as said before, hard to not get caught. good luck.

signatures are for pussies

 
Cover up all the windows in your house so noone can see whats going on, that way the neighbors just think your playing your music loud. Stay sober w/your other sober friend, having a friend thats good fighter is always good have around incase of trouble.

 
sounds like youre gonna have a wicked party

- 20 guests

- no loud music

- no beer

- everyone where you can see them

- no shouting/yelling

Id love to come

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i don't know that anything is worth risking your ski season man

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.

 
have a 2 to 1 girl to guy ratio, and a puke bucket

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puke bucket is a must, and make sure you know who's coming ot your party, otherwise, they'll fsu, i know, my friend had a party, and they threw his chair through a window, and broke his dishwasher....and thena nother time, this guy i don't like, got his house mangled, it was awesome.

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its not a party until EMS shows up

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let your neighbours know befor hand that your haveing a few friends over for the evening and that if it gets to loud to just call over. that way cops wont show up with noise complaints. Also its a good idea to store away breakables and have airmatresses for people to pass out on. ask a few of the guests to help clean up in the morning, it will be faster that way. dont let them smoke in the house, unless your parents let you smoke in the house.

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if cops come make everyone get in the basement... they cannot come into the house at all its illegal, just tell them you don't know what is going on or that you have a few friends over and you're playing music and you'll keep the volume down. They cannot come in or search anything without a warrent

 
youre gonna have a shitty party if you have to keep an eye on everyone. havin a party at ur own house is never fun. just try to invite people u know pretty well

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
ya if the cops come, just dont let them in, they cant come in without permission from you

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dont let anybody know that might narc you out. that happened a few weeks ago to my friends. this girl whos new to town let her old boyfriend know that she was going to go to a party and get trashed and that fag called the girls parents and got everybody fucked over.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
make sure to get up early and have everyone out. so you can clean up and shit. and with my expericens of throwin a party and being at parties, the number one thing that usually goes wrong it puking or pissing on the floor/bed/outside. just dont over do it. and only invite your friends. dont bring the black dude who has been convicted on gun charges

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man dont go to sleep until your done cleaning up. also keep all your liquor together in one place, dont let people start carying shit around. trust me, something will get lost and then youre fucked when ur people find it. set up like a drink table, have glasses and everything there.

tip: spills are bad! make sure you have cleaner, paper towels and all your cleaning shit on the same table as the drinks. this way if some starts throwing up, just shove some paper towels in their mouth so they throw up on themselves instead of your moms leather couch.

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i never do any of this shit, parties all go on the roof. vomit evaporates there.

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i persoanlly say tell your parents you are having 2 or 3 friends over, if they say you can drink, cool, and then if anything happens, they know you had peopel over and were drinking, plus you can blame breakage on friends

PV=nRT my ass
 
Get a friend along with you to park your cars diagonally blocking the driveway. People are forced to park down the street more and away from your house.

Make drawings of where shit goes. Hide stuff in rents bedroom or other room. Lock the doors ( make sure you can use the safety-unlock feature built into some doors for getting into locked rooms from the outside ).

Keep the Alc in the kitchen n shit where if mixed drinks get spilled while being made..its like on the counter, and near stuff to help clean up fast.

Keep music levels under control.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

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all this shit is overboard. dont have people over you dont trust. just have your buddies and some girls over. ive done it a bunch of time and nothing bad ever happens. its always been around 20. the only mistake you made is telling them too early. you tell them the night of the party. they'll tell people and it just snowballs. ive seen it happen. and dont let anyone else in your house after everyone's there. then everything will be cool.

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ahhaha jacob

just don't have a party...

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
 
take all the furniture out of your first floor and put it all upstairs. make sure no one goes up stairs. you should be fine.

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haha, we all got to fucked up the night before, so no one was in a partying mood. O well, now i dont have to worry about it

well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

 
1. keep everyone in the same place

2. keep tabs on all your liquor, make sure no one takes anything anywhere

3. definitely keep all valuables and breakable things out of the way. baby proof the place

4. puke bucket

5. don't let anyone smoke, unless you have a bathroom fan that sucks everything up.

6. dont go outside, (neighbors)

7. dont play music too loud

follow those and shit should go over smoothly

-Dan
 
if its 20 people you got nothign to worry about, when youg ot 150 people not taking their shoes off in winter time and a bunch of tapped out kegs before 1030... then you have a problem... so you have nothign to worry about

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
20 people should be fine. chances are the first 20 people you'd invite are you good friends who probably wouldn't do anything stupid or fuck up your house too bad. but yeah, it's good to stay sober and be in charge of alc at your own house to make sure no one gets too hammered and pukes. if you are really worried just close off the upstairs. and tell all your close buddies to keep their women in control. and tell them not to fuck anyone in your bed. that's the worst. walking in on people having sex in your bed

-Lauren

I dropped out of high school to ski.
 
Not for this kid, but in general i've learned from experience these are things you don't want to do:

-Get wasted(this will allow all the things that follow to happen)

-Have it in two different building(guesthouse, mainhouse)

-Throw it on a weekend that the liquor store is having a special on bottles of beer(broken glass... everywhere)

-Only think 20 people will come over

-Let hicks in

-Have a sword in your room

-Let people puke all over

Thats about it. That shit got me screwed over hard, but it was mainly my fault cause i got hammered and couldn't regulate.

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