Any Pros on Here

yes it already exists several times over . . . yes there are pros and semi pros, stick around long enough and you'll figure out who they are

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'

Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
 
wouldn't that be a huge pain in the ass for them if we all knew they were our heroes. They'd have everyone bugging them

 
yea, jeff's the shiznit. dougie and cedric are better than pros, they are like, the people pros look up to. Will Bray is not only a pro, but a pimp as well... I guess Dave Pauls is kind of a pro too... more of a pro hoe though. oh ya and dave - call your mom more, she's like keeping sex from me for some reason 'cause you're not calling her. she said something along the lines like 'only oral sex from now on till that 'son' of mine and 'friend' of yours talks to me now... it's becomeing a real pain in the ass.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

Dave P: 'do you guys know what a chesterfield is?'

Dave Lemlin: 'I don't know... a gun?'
 
Darryl Hunt has been nominated as funniest mother fucker on this site.

Clarification: Pauls is a pro hoe as in he gets girls cause he skis, or he gives it up to pro skiers (Jeff)...I think you mean the latter?

 
i dont know if i can handle the consistant nagging that being a pro comes with...

D.A.R.E=Drugs are really excellent
 
hey mauii i thin k you saw micheal_chriton hi brother...

**I'd rather be skiing**

'this cold weather is going to cause me to kill something. watch out lady bugs - you're going down!!!!' - Mr.Hunt

 
FUCKERS!

Darryl - kunz.... you are both dead.... and I called my mom yeasterday.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
sheesh, don't you people know who rodeonexis is? haha, i can't believe you guys mentioned all of those other people before jeremy. ah whatever...

 
Yall, are hoes yah know. Theres a bunch of real pros on here, but they just are not to be revealed. Weir, reedy dirty and many others.

 
i know pro skiboarders that are on here

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
oh ya, totaly forgot about jeremy.. (my bad). but um ya, the dudes i listed are friends and shit, they arn't actually 'pro's.. thanks for having no sence of humour and stuck up.. (towards that Dk7 or whatever his name is..

and thanks dave - both your mother and I apreaciate the phone call. you're a good friend.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
or not... i think i might have talked ahead of myself there... i don't know...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
detective is a damn good skier, i think his real name is jon reedy. Nick Mercon and GT have both been on here a few times before

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
well actually..candide thovex is on here all the time...his name is 'five0'

no shitt its him!!!

kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
 
nice try dude....

anyway, there are tons of pro on this site, like Jon 'detective' Reedy, Jeremy 'the almost a gangster' Weir, Andy MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahre, Derek ' the guy who's name was once philou on freeze' Finn and the small jeff thomas .

and then there are the little guy like darryl, dave pauls, Chris Muldoon, doug bishop Johan the swede.

Since they all kick ass, drink a lot of alcool and smole blunt too, you can consider them as pro.

President of the crazed posting brother of NS.com

I'm feeling greeaaaattt!!!!

 
and I'm at the top of the list. Because I'm the best. haha! Just joking...you guys all rule over me!

~~I Wanna Be A Phunkin Phatt Phreerider!~~
 
i'd just like to say that this forum has reached an all-time low. let's talk about something not quite as sick-G A Y (inside joke for all you 'funniest kids' out there).

•• what doesnt kill you makes you stronger ••

................and lose the drama
 
are there a lot of middle school kids on here?

•• what doesnt kill you makes you stronger ••

................and lose the drama
 
Yes there are Pros on here, I for one am a professional shit wrangler. i know that many of the people on here are pros at one thing or another........

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
garrett brittain, he was in Balance and 2nd gen and shit

|D|u|n|c|a|n|

I find everything ammusing.

'Executing this trick perfectly will get you more tail than Axl Rose at the Pontiac Silverdome'

-Boyd Easley

'I am Gay'

-Mike Nick

 
I growing a pro mullet. does that count

Mabey tha's why i can't get a job.......

... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'

-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)

is just soemthing tanner Hall made up

THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
 
yeah man...i'm in 8th grade...soon to be a 9th grader! yay. i feel so, young...still.... :-( ::brody continues to cry in the corner::

_______

*Brody*
 
Darryl, find your shoes lately, bud

something liek 60 percent of the people on here are like 14-16

 
i posted this same thread about 2 months ago and all and got the same response... you know its bad when you start to see the same threads twice, it means that you spend way to much time on this site. God i'm addicted to ns ahhhhh

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie

Cool things to do in the shower...

1) Pee

2) Play with your weiner

3) Pretend to be a sprinkler

4) Sex up the girl who is in there with you

5) clean the mud off your skis from the parking lot.

6) Play with your weiner again!

 
yah there are pros on here...but give them some respect and dont' hassle them all the tiem......if you actualyl meet some of these guys they really aren't that different then most people....they're jsut better...hahaha jk. Yah but what I'm saying is its okay to wonder if there are..but dont' be like messaging them asking them how you can be like htem and stuff.....becasue I'm told it gets hella annoying.

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
there are some people that have had to change names cause you peeps bother them.

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Dynastar Represent
 
sadly no - they are gone forever... unless someone in whistler has seen them. anyone happen to find a pair of size 13 black dress shoes? If so - please tell me...

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
Yes, lets not forget Dirty... the infamous DMB...

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving sex Goddess!

'Planes are groaning mothers, in our feeble insect wars.' - Jim Morrison
 
Oh yeah, dont forget about all the professional pole smokers on here that make posts like this. shit, its not like ski pros are like NBA/NFL/etc. stars. theyre very approachable, normal, people that would love to hear your input and stuff for a few minutes but they DONT like to be pestered.

CO represent!!!

'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'

 
Ch@RZES

is alomost pro

What’s the difference between catholic priest and acne?

Acne doesn’t come on your face till your 13

 
Ya i think everyone should lay off with this pro shit who cares if they are or not, most people just want to hassle them bout how to become pro. Oh ya i am in 8th grde soon to be 9th.

'Don't think your the best. There is always someone better. Work your ass off and you'll get what you want' seth morrison
 
your mom says i'm a pro too.... but i don't think for the same reason.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
yea.. hehehe, charles is preaty good - he's a cool dude.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
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