Any good snowboarding jokes

yea but i thik he means so he can have a comeback when his boarder buddies joke around, i no i would like some good ones
 
how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

27.

1 to do it.

2 to say that they can do it better.

and 24 to sit in the landing!!!
 
how many skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

i dont know but let's stand around and talk about it.
 
What do a vacuum and a snowboard have in common?

They both have a dirtbag attached.
 
snowboarders are gay

but if you have no snowboarders

there wouldnt be any parks

so be happy

except they still are gay
 
I heard this one from a lifty at Jackson Hole:

"How many TGR athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three- one to do it, one to film it, and one to say it was "sooo sick man"
 
i dont care if you ride one planke or two. if you are white or black. what religion you are. where you come from. but if you ski in jeans i will not take kindly to you
 
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and the other 4 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.

hell yeah!
 
"if it were easy, they would call it snowboarding."

thats one of my most used quotes. And it is a very unbiased statement of mine. Slowboarding is soo easy
 
funny, but why is your icon a skier? and why are you on a ski site? Seriously, anyone can find someone to hate anywhere they look. Skiing, snowboarding, freaking anywhere.

No labels should be attatched seriously to a group. It's just jokes, fun and games. Stop hating.

That comment wasn't really guided at the guy i'm quoting, just the top bit.
 
so there was this cop. the cop pulls over this guy. and says "have you been drinking" the man replies no and says to the cop
 
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