Any good snowboarding jokes

[Steezy_Street]

As in bagging them out

 

[zylstra]

Don't rag on snowboarders mang, no snowboarders, no parks.

 

[JibEarth]

yea but i thik he means so he can have a comeback when his boarder buddies joke around, i no i would like some good ones

 

[michael_bc]

how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

27.

1 to do it.

2 to say that they can do it better.

and 24 to sit in the landing!!!

 

[snwbrdmilf]

how many skiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

i dont know but let's stand around and talk about it.

 

[SN0WBOARDER]

ooooohhhh^^

 

[SN0WBOARDER]

thats harsh

 

[CMF]

What do a vacuum and a snowboard have in common?

They both have a dirtbag attached.

 

[Dr.Seuss]

whats the worst part about being a snowboarder?

telling your parents that Hutcho is a fag

 

[wilson.]

snowboarders are gay

but if you have no snowboarders

there wouldnt be any parks

so be happy

except they still are gay

 

[timmi]

i like snowboarding

 

[DFA79]

I heard this one from a lifty at Jackson Hole:

"How many TGR athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three- one to do it, one to film it, and one to say it was "sooo sick man"

 

[TheButterHashira]

i dont care if you ride one planke or two. if you are white or black. what religion you are. where you come from. but if you ski in jeans i will not take kindly to you

 

[Shpadoinkle]

better than sittin in the landing.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

jibij jon skis in jeans. and he's not from jersey.

 

[TheButterHashira]

i do not take kindly to his type

 

[snwbrdmilf]

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and the other 4 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin.

hell yeah!

 

[Carter23]

"if it were easy, they would call it snowboarding."

thats one of my most used quotes. And it is a very unbiased statement of mine. Slowboarding is soo easy

 

[A_E]

hrow your hands in the air liek your just dont care!!!!!!

 

[Kevski]

i like all these. Seriously, i hear enough skier teases guided at me...

 

[WikiWiki]

here is a joke- snowboarding!

 

[Changethattape]

YESsssssss

 

[Changethattape]

Nice

 

[Changethattape]

wow yea skiing is easier

 

[andrewg]

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/249833/

 

[chickenwang]

hahaha and u can snowboard like a professional right?

 

[Revert]

What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

maybe not him, but i certainly can.

 

[tjski]

yup

 

[Max-Steeze]

hahaha

 

[GreenStezz]

true....

 

[comeatmebro]

hahahha

 

[Me.]

Skiing is a joke. Guys like "K2tanner" prove it.

 

[Kevski]

funny, but why is your icon a skier? and why are you on a ski site? Seriously, anyone can find someone to hate anywhere they look. Skiing, snowboarding, freaking anywhere.

No labels should be attatched seriously to a group. It's just jokes, fun and games. Stop hating.

That comment wasn't really guided at the guy i'm quoting, just the top bit.

 

[Wis_Skier_23]

thats great

 

[TimothyLord]

so there was this cop. the cop pulls over this guy. and says "have you been drinking" the man replies no and says to the cop

 

[thefilmerguy]

what did one tampon say to the other?

nothing because they are both stuck up bitches

 

[BizNach]

you can always bust a "your mom" on any noob with a jk if hes gunna be pissy