any good fighting tips?

if he starts shit just keep an eye on his movements. more than likely if hes pissed off hes just gonna start swinging at you. and thats when you go low and go for the takedown and get on top of him so you have the advantage and just fucken start swinging man. if he covers up his face do a couple rib shots so his hands drop to try and cover his side then crank again in the face

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Well, here are a couple simple tips:

When you punch or kick, put your whole body behind it, not just your arm. Rotate your torso, shoulder and arm into every punch. Fighting is quickness, try to strike and get your hand out before he can grab it, or have your hand back for the block. If he's dancing, a good tactic is to step on his foot, and do a quick punch rush on him. The foot will allow him not to pull back.

All those other tactics you will probably forget, also, if you're at a dance and he starts something, try to be near a teacher or something. You don't want to fight, only to be kicked out of the dance away from your girl.

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if you do end up fighting and your getting wrecked. then give him a shot in the balls if the oppurtunity arises. no matter how big or how tough he is, any man who gets hit hard in the nuts will fall like a sack of shit

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If he says anything just clock him right there on the spot and then get him on the ground, grab his hair and bash his head against the ground. After you are done with that take a piss on his face.

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and always remeber to punch threw him, not at him. Dont just punch at his nose, but instead try and hit the back of his head or slightly oughtside the oppisite side of his body. If you think about doing that when you hit his nose your punch will have alot more force behind it. One of my rugby coaches used that as an example when teaching us the proper way to tackel.. it hurts alot more when someone is trying to drive their shoulder into somehting a foot behind you than it doesn when they only want to put the shoulder into you.

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wow, if this dude does all this stuff, that big guy is gonna die

ok, grapling is where its at, if you can pull his arm wrong, you can get him to give up without fighting.

say he punches, step to that side, wrap his arm with your,spin 360 under that arm pit and pull the arm up behind him, you can break that arm like that, if you pull hard enough, but don't only get him to look like a jackass and pull his arm so he cant swing with him, you have total control over him.

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i would wear some black leather skate shoes to your dance. they look cool and would be better for fighting in after than dance shoes. ance shoes have soles like bowling shoes.

 
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.

 
or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of strangers

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first, call in jack bauer with CTU.

second, set up a perimeter around the building (nobody leaves)

third, scilence your pistol and crawl under the table hes sitting at and tie his shoe laces together

fourth, get him to try to chase you and when he falls shoot him

it always works for me

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Tell him you got pointers off of a ski website. That ought to scare him.

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people use lighters but its been known that the lighter can explode in your fist

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here is a serious tip though-

hitting him in the jaw or the face (besides the nose) is not going to do jack shit. it does not hurt when someone hits your bone, such as your jaw. go for the stomach and kidneys and other vulnerable places that will actually do some damage, and take him out.

 
brass nucks...study steven segal movies and learn how to snap necks like a pro. If you really dont want to fight him, pretend to have a seizure

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hitting him in the jaw wont do shit? unless your rocky balboa and have a granite chin then it wont do nothing but chances are he isnt so hit away. if you got enough power you could snap his jaw easily

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i like the step on the foot idea. and dont try any bruce lee kicks, those dont work.

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just do the shit like you did in those old mortal combat video games from the 90s. but seriously man, try to play it out cool but if things heat up, try to think on your feet. don't just go up to the guy with your fists flying everywhere. go up to the guy with your fists flying knowing where those flying fists are gonna hit.

BTW, is this a northern semi? if it is, maybe i'll bring me and my crew to back you up

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from spending alot of time on this message board i've learned that most the kids here are small, which means their fighting tips probably never helped them out much.

if you hit somebody straight in the nose their eyes will water. if you hit somebody in the jaw real hard it will knock them out.

dont fight with a knife.

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just whip it out and slap him in the face, that will show him who the real man is

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i didnt read the whole thread but....

like many other people said, punch him in the throat. a foistpack works wonders. if you do get on the ground. get on top ofhim. if hes on his belly then hit im in the top of the head. rihgt where your neck joins his head. also if he gets you in a headlock then take your heel and scrap it down his shin. like even do that hard with your fist and that can really hurt. then come down fats and hard and stomp his toes. if he gets the wind knocked out of him and bends down then use your knees.

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I haven't got in a fight in a long time ... One of the major things I've always found to help me when fighting someone my height or bigger (and I'm not a small guy) is to try to get them to hit you high on the forehead instead of in the nose. You have to time it properly, just lean your head forward, like headbutting without the windup. Doesn't hurt nearly as much, and I've had one guy back right off because he hurt his hand smashing it on bone. Don't be afraid to use your elbows and knees, either, if you get stuck in close.

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DONT HIT HIM IN THE THROAT esp with a punch to the front of his throat. at very most ridge hand to the side, but you dont know how to do those.

dude if you can, convince your people to crash the party, just in case you need backup, cause apparently you dont know the firt thing about fighting

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well if its at the after party i would just get soooo wrecked that i pass out......... nobody's gonna hit an unconcious man. riiiiggght ?

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Seriosuly, you gotta go fucking nuts. Kick him low, punch him in the nose, and when you do drive it up so you can break it. Dont do it so hard you push the cartiledge into his brain, that can kill someone. But yeah, just dont hesitate, or you'll get owned.

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take off your shirt so he cant grab your shirt. ive found puch him in the nose, then jaw, then gut.

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^ harsh, yeah If you find yourself absolutely shit kicking this guy, don't take it too far, just realize that the fight is over and let him walk away. But if he jumps you, don't be afraid to do the dirty shit, balls especially. But, once again, you don't want to have the thought that you fucked up some guys life by ruining his balls over a silly fight back in highschool, so be lenient.

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kick him in the weiner. nuff said.

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nose eyes temple solar plexis nads throat, any of those places will do, but id practice this, this way hell get the first punch but he wont get a second, have a friend throw punches at your face, you wanna step at them at a 45 degree angle block with the outside arm (or if he punches left you block with right, vise versa) as you step in with the free(nonblocking) hand punch him hard in the gut, with the same foot as your punching hand kick behind him then trip him with that foot try to get your foot heel to heel with his, and pretend your reaching across his body and over his shoulder with the punch hand and take him down and dont let him get back up

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lanks is right, if you go nuts and just fucking attack nonstop and dont hold back you will win, I have never seen anyone lose doing that.

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Just flash him in the eyes with a flashlight then kick him in the balls. They never see it coming and it works every time. Try it on a few of your buddies to see, but I can 100% guarantee that it works every time.

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yeah dont hit him in the throat. i kicked some short mexican guy in the throat in a fight once, and he was on his knees and couldnt breathe. it scared the shit out of me. plus it was in 7th grade so..

 
IF he gets close in your face, head butt him...

IF he''s talking shit to you from a distance try and break his nose with a good punch...

Keep in mind, anything you do to him is grounds for assault charges, but it sounds like your young, so go for it, it won't stay on your record..

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I'm calling it right now- I doubt this goes down.

But if it does, aim six inches behind whatever you are trying to hit so you are in the strongest part of your punch when you make contact. This guy wanted to fight me once and I showed up and then this other guy that I didn't even know showed up and beat the shit out of him. I was just like wtf, but it was cool.

 
I always find that suprise helps, before kids fight usually they go through the whole trash talking or shoving, if he starts shoving you are starting shit like that just skip that whole phase and throw and all out hook, the experience ive had they never see it coming and go down hard

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All you have to do to win is throw the first punch open handed right into his adam's apple no way this kid is getting back up unless he is cut from steel and then you are fucked anyways, just watch out you can kill someone with and open fisted throat punch

 
the only sport i do other than ski or skate is boxing. all i can say is punches hurt more without boxinggloves...(obviously) but it hurts like a motherfucker when you get puched in the nose even with a pair of gloves, so make sure you through the first punch. if you are right handed hit him with a left jab to the nose, then a strong right hook to the side of the head wile he is stunned. you will win for sure

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uh huh

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