Any girls in SF wanna skate with me?

[starlightlou]

Hey... I live in San Francisco and am looking for some other girls to skate with. I been riding a long board for a while, but recently got a short board and want to learn some tricks. They're opening a huge new skate park right next to where i live too. Any takers?

 

[statuswhitegirl]

i smell, a pedifile

 

[[~_~]]

 

[ButteredToast.]

I agree with the above two.

 

[steezyjibber]

 

[snwbrdmilf]

How'd you get this pic of me?

....oops.

 

[R-Bertsch]

i always thought you would be more attractive...

 

[0ptions]

Hmm you really gotta be trying hard to mistype lavalife.com as newschoolers.com... i guess its possible but...

 

[popNfresh44]

hmm..."girl" asking for girls...sounds safe. 8 posts? seems rather questionable.

no offense if u actually happen to be just a girl who wants people to skate with, it just seems...

get it? a little fishy?

 

[starlightlou]

Don't really know how to prove myself here... not exactly the kind of response i was hoping for. I have to say even if there were some girls who were interested i doubt they are now! haha. I just think it'd be cool to get a group together. And yes by short board i mean a skateboard not a surfboard. As for the 8 posts - i just joined this site... whadaya expect?! I guess I should have known better than to post this to a bunch of 14 year old boys. oh well.

 

[Dbouch]

Ahahaha welcome to NS.....

 

[killabees]

nudes and ill believe you

 

[Shadows]

well if thats what youre looking for you came to the right place!
this thread is ruined.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

So rude. And I was gonna send you n00dz. Not anymore!

 

[killabees]

ashley... why arnt you pink?

even my brothers pink...

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Easy. We took each others gender in an experimental e-surgery. It went well. We're both healthy.

 

[marsland]

ill skate with you, id ont give a fuck

hehe

 

[killabees]

did he give you his vd?

 

[starlightlou]

Then i really would be a pedifile.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Naw, I said I would only sign on if he kept teh herps. I didn't want them. Plus, he was getting my boobs, so it was fair.

 

[killabees]

i was wondering where he got those....

 

[marsland]

BOOBS

 

[killabees]

TATTAYS

 

[starlightlou]

don't you think a pedifile is the most likely to have nudes ready to go on his computer? nice try tho

 

[killabees]

well send em here!

 

[skijunkiedtm]

pics or it didnt happen...

of the boobs...

 

[snwbrdmilf]

You have to ask marsland, he has them! I mean she.....

 

[marsland]

ashley, i need pictures from pre-operation...you know so i can....have before and after pics?

 

[iluvBread]

ohohohohoho i bet you do have a "short board"

 

[starlightlou]

oh ho ho ho HO! nope...not that kind of short board... but if i did, i tell you to suck it.

 

[marsland]

so we find out what your really after, huh?

 

[iluvBread]

well u used to ride on "long boards" and u have a "short board" but u want to learn new tricks for your "short board" so ur lookin for girls to help you learn new "tricks"..... ur not so sneaky are u

 

[charmander]

i have a longboard

you wanna suck that?
its 42" long eh

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Mines 46" brah. Back off, this pedy is mine.

 

[killabees]

mines 36'' take that jive turkey

 

[starlightlou]

nope not so sneaky... you wanna teach me some tricks?

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

lets meet in the bathroom at 1am this sat. deal? go by yourself so its funner to seshh

 

[iluvBread]

idk i might charge your ass like a rhino

 

[snwbrdmilf]

This thread is full of whores.

 

[starlightlou]

that ain't no NEW trick

 

[iluvBread]

woooooooow!

You just want to fuck girls..don't you?

 

[marsland]

that hurts

 

[starlightlou]

kiss my

 

[iluvBread]

i highly doubt that's you unless you hold up a piece of paper that you write in person that says "iluvBread was wrong"

 

[skijunkiedtm]

so you do store pictures of girls on your computer! got you! im calling perverted justice right now

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Just post whores. Chill son.

 

[iluvBread]

actually idk i was lookin at your profile pics. and they look legit, and u got a skiing one.....butttt i still want proof....actually i really don't give a fuck

 

[mellifluous]

this is why i love NS.

 

[killabees]

panda love, lets secks, u know where to message me...

 

[Bab.]

for pedifiles??

 

[starlightlou]

oh really? you don't give a fuck?

and to all you haters that's my board in the background.