Anti Jokes

[nate1097]

Just saw a thread on dark humor, decided to make this. Anybody else find anti jokes funny as fuck? Ill throw a couple example down below

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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[nate1097]

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[SterlingArcher]

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[elcornholio]

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a hammer.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than a bee sting? The holocaust.

 

[Dadcore]

Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Where ever you left him, he isn't going anywhere.

 

[Mingg]

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

 

[Swandog7]

Whats green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

The Green Goblin obviously. He's coming you know.

 

[ANDR01D]

Your momma's so fat, I hope she has learned to be comfortable with her appearance while striving towards a healthier weight.

Your momma's so black, I hope she wasn't the target of any racial discrimination growing up.

 

[Swandog7]

Yo momma so fat, she's 60 pounds overweight.

How much did the polar bear weigh? 1145 pounds