ANTI-4/20

KapitolPhoto

KapitolPhoto

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So, living here in Burlington VT, I've made some observations about the general college student that comes to this area and become a "hippie" as soon as their parents drop them off. Saint Mike's is full of them and I'm willing to bet UVM has them too.

They're trustafarians, kids who all of a sudden try and live the granola lifestyle because its an image rather than an ideal while at the same time, living on, or planning to live off of their parents trust fund.

And I think 4/20 is a day that epitomizes this epidemic.

So this is my address to you, you pseudo hippy.

I'd like to congratuate all you pot smoking hippies for making the world a better place one bong hit at a time. Oh wait, you haven't as you've been too stoned to do anything else but have a love affair with Cool Ranch Doritoes and discuss such things as how cool the colors look on your Bob Marley tapestry hanging on your dorm room wall.

'Cause now that you're at college, you're able to experience the inner peace inside yourself with a little Mary Jane, complaining about Global Warming's effects on this years crop while ironically driving around in your Ranger Rover mommy and daddy bought you. But seriously, I'm sure when you get back to Greenwich, CT or some other suburbanite "Township" or "Borough", you'll tell all your yuppie turned collegiate stoner friends how well your Ultimate Frisbee team did and how good your local "bud" was rather than explaining how productive of a year you actually had. And trust me, your collection of ticket stubs from Phish wanna-be jambands that you saw at your local hippie coffee shop does not count as "productive."

So on this 20th of April, I say to you:

Hippies, go fuck yourselves with all your self-righteous hippie bullshit and hemp necklaces. You smell bad and I don't like you.

P.S. Those dreadlocks with those "hippy beads"you've been trying to grow look ridiculous, go get a hair cut.
 
hemp is the STRONGEST natural fiber on earth... how can you hate.

and yeah for real, you take 10 min outta ur life to rant about hippies, when its not gonna change a thing.

many people smoke and are more productive than ur ass, making more money and also having fun.
 
this is why i celebrate 4/20, so me and whoever else is toking with me, is chill and wants to have a good time. thats all that matters. anything else, is social baggage.

now stop being such a tosspot and light up.
 
I know plenty of people who smoke pot who are extremely sucessful people and do not fit the hippie image AT ALL.

so eat a dick.
 
After reading that I have discontinued smoking marijuana and disposed of all paraphenelia

Nawwwwwwwwwwwwwww blaze til your eyes bleed
 
you know hippies and rastafarians really aren't that similiar soo your name doesn't really make too much sense "trustafarians"
 
yea everyone who smokes weed is a hippy...

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Don't flip out, he isn't hating on people who smoke, just the ones that go to school and pretend to be hippies. I think we can all say that we hate people who pretend to be something they aren't.
 
yeah, your basically saying anyone that smokes pot is a hippy, and that is definitely not true, so shut the fuck up please
 
i do but theres also people that like rap and pla sports like hockey(me) and i still smoke mad weed and it doesnt effect me

and im sure as hell i aint turnin into a hippie
 
I also know people who are succesful work in jersey make a shitload of money and still smoke...but I can also see their motoric skills impaired and a slight tick when they concentrate on things other than their everyday work. it's quite fun to watch and I wish that upon everyone who chooses to believe it has no harmful effects whatsoever.
 
About the whole "trustafarian" thing...I know of it- I live in Boulder. Yeah some of them piss me off too, but do you have to be poor to live a life that leaves a small footprint on the earth? Let the trust fund kids become granola. We need more millionaires protesting sweat shop labor and being socially responsible.
 
nice post i totally agree...we get so many more calls on 4/20 at the firestation, some overdoses of some type of drug, and alcohol poisoning where their friends just flip out. and it being a wednesday just exacerbated it with drinkin and drugs, i hate calls right before shifts up and i gotta deal with drunk, high dipshits that dont know where they are and im tired as fuck. now i gotta email my prof and tell him why i missed class
 
Yeah trustafarians are the most phoney obnoxious people on this planet, they are worse than hippies because they are wannabe hippies and thats just down right unacceptable behavior.

If you ever go to music festivals you will see 1000's of this kids preaching their bullshit agenda to you while doing absolutely nothing about it.

trustfag-"Man you are such a corporate tool, your totally buying into "their" system"

me- "Yeah you are really making a difference by bitching to other like minded individuals at music festivals as you drive around the country in your van selling and using drugs while listening to shitty music, you're just a regular Martin Luther King."

man those kids piss me off, mostly because my sister went through a retard phase where she dated these assholes and went on tour with them, I ended up chasing one of them out of my house with a steak knife when I was younger because he was royally pissing me off about some vegan nonsense.
 
well maybe if u explained ure self instead of jst saying ANTI 420 i hate hippies who smoke weed and think there cool u never said anywhere everyone else who smokes is fine u jst ranted about how u hate hippies and expected ppl to no u dont hate other ppl who smoke
 
holy shit everyone gets thier panty's in a bunch cas a kid hates on hippy's. wait hippy's? YES HIPPY'S, NOT PEOPLE THAT SMOKE WEED IN GENERAL. dont take offence to it, shiet. anyway happy 4/20 everyone =]
 
dude shut the fuck up. just because people smoke doesnt mean you should hate them. i dont smoke, but all of my friends do, and we get along fine. i dont care that they smoke, and they dont care that i dont smoke. im sick of people talking so much shit about everybody else just because hey feel like doing something that not everyone else likes doing.

but at least you posted your letter to hippies in burlington, or wherever the hell you are at, on Newschoolers. they are all guaranteed to get the message that way. i can tell youre a thinker.

now its time for you to go masturbate, captain stickuphisbutt.
 
same here man my school has 2 kids like that. all the rest are normal people who like smiking pot every once in a while
 
you're a stereotyping douche bag. i know tons of people who smoke and do extremely well in school, and i don't know one person who fits your image of a stoner, you're a fucking tool.
 
i do get that its about how he hates people who try to act like they arent(rather an image) but i dont like how he used pot as an example
 
stoners are soo gay, they think thier cool because they smoke weed but they are just loosers and no one likes them.
 
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