Another Rough Night for Chris

InfernoHits

InfernoHits

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Well for those of you who love to read the ungoing saga of my freshman year here is the #1 best story so far. Better than me gettign rocked int he face by a chick. Its not much of a story but:

This was left on my facebook message last night. This is word for word copied and pasted.

chris---

i think u drunkenly made your way to my room last night (3814 Braxton) and ended up in my bed for some reason. i dont know who you are, but you were looking for a "natalie" and swore that i knew who u were. im just trying to make sense of everything that happened last night cuz it was 330 in the morning and i was awoken by someone laying on me in my bed. i guess message me back or whatever. ttyl!!

 
so you just got on top of a girl and went to sleep??? hahaha thats awesome! and she sounded like she wanted to hook up too!
 
dude if it is a girl, that worked out sooo god for you. That could have gone completely the other direction, like rape, sexual asauult, harrassment, breaking and entering etc. You are one lucky dude.
 
Chris = the next Tucker Max. Just wait, in a couple years he'll drop out of college and start up an internet site.
 
and for who ever said "lay off the alcohol" it was penny pitchers, it is so hard to lay off when it is a PENNY for a PITCHER!
 
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