Another Nasty Roommate Sex Story...

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Lauren9

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Skiman540 made me remeber the grossest story, I heard it about 2 weeks ago....so the story is about this girl that graduated from my school, HER friends roommate....anyways here it goes:

Ok so this girl got super trashed one night at a bar and went home with this guy and gave him head. She woke up the next morning and had these red dots all over her face with black things in the middle and was like wtf, so after a few days she went to her doctor cause they werent going away. Anyways, the doctor had never seen these things before so did some tests, and it turns out she got ticks, BUT these ticks are only found on dead people. So her friends know they guy she gave head to and it turn out he works in a morgue(sp).AHHH. I was skeptical when I heard it, but I asked the girl and she said her sister saw the ticks on the chicks face, either way that it the grossest thing I have ever heard.

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thats just fuckin distubing hmm i wonder how the guy got the ticks maybe he was a necrofiliac

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

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sounds kinda fishy, i heard a story like that but it was some mouth disease only found on dead ppl, n it was the same deal i guy who workd at a morgue(sp) fukd sum grl n she went to the doctor

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that has got to be one of the nastiest things I've ever heard in my life

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is this chick from queen's U, cause ive heard that too, about someone from queens

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That makes me want to vomit.

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supposedly a girl at my school was letting her boyfriend do her in the ass at her house on a brand new leather couch their family just got or somthing. and her dad walked in, the guy pulled out really quick and the girl took a shit all over the couch and her boyfriend right in front of her dad.

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if they are only found on dead people, why were they on her?

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lauren9 whats the verdict, queens or no queens?

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Yo i've heard that story from at least 10 people. It's definately a myth cause i've definately heard everyone say that it happened to a friend of a friend.

 
it's quite possibly queens actually, my friends sister goes to mac, but i think this chick might go to queens

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i think i too may have heard a version of this before, but nonetheless it is still rather revolting. bleah

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yeah ive heard that one about a girl at queens

a "friend of a friend"

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lauren, i do believe thi story is bullshit, im pretty sure its all bull. but it was funny tellin everyone at school for a while.

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I've heard that story about 30 times from 30 different people, and I am almost 100% sure that hasnt happened to 30 people

 
^ i think you missed the point....

the guy works at a morgue, so he fucked a dead chick at the morgue and got the ticks. she sucked his dick and got the ticks. and to the person who said "if shes alive how did she get the ticks?" very valid arguement, ive heard someone say that they can only live in a live human body for 2 days or something, but thats prolly just mor bullshit to validate the bullshit story.

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hahahahhhh thats fucken hilarious

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man thats nasty.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
you are retarded

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pff what an idiot he obviously had rigor mortis.

jk

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yeah thats wicked nasty

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If that happened all over her face, that leads to two conclusions. A) That guy fucking jizzed everywhere. B) Those ticks are hella potent. Now if we take either of these, doesn't it mean that his dick would be covered with these ticks in the first place? Why would ticks that only live on dead people be living on his dang dang long enough to get on her face anyway? If they could survive fine on his wang-chong, then they could live on humans, and therefore its not a unique feature of dead bodies now is it?

I've heard this story far too many times to count anyway, someones always claiming it happened to a friend of a friend or whatever...

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yuck

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HAHAHAHAHA... im going to go throw up now

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fucking nasty

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Fuck that's narsty! I thought you were gonna say that the dude she gave head to had been fucking dead people or something disgusting!

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hahaha ^^^has no life

im just playing i dont either well i do my life is porn and NS and AIM and food
 
ive heard that story 10 different times, each time its a different thing. maggots, tics, you name it people put it in there.
 
wow thats low taking advantage of a dead person but im pretty sure theres a disease where you are sexually aroused by dead people nastyness
 
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