Another classic milf sotry from Skiinsted

update fooooools.

so here is my predicament. her daughter found out thorugh a friend of mine, and she told her mom, and the mom just told her that we had kissed. So now I loook like a hoe because some people think that we just kissed, but others believe me. So She sends me a message saying that we need to talk. so i call her up on her private line, and we start talking about how the word got out, and she wasn't mad at all, just kinda like "you owe me" she kept sayin that. THEN she was like I think you need to come over, my kids are asleep and so is my husband. In my head, I was like WTF, but i kept it cool and just said I was super tired, and that we should meet up another time. She goes well, how about this friday or tomorow night you can come over and we can talk. But it would have to be like after hours. I am slightly creeped out, but it could be worth it idk.

I was thinking of bringin a voice recorder and letting it run in my pocket the whole time.

The video camera is tough because it isn't my house so to try and sneak one in, and then set it up so u can't see the light of the glowing buttons and have it in clear view is dangerous. She would KILL ME.

On the other hand, is her hsuband just setting this up so he can try to fight me? If so I wouldn't mind, he isn't very big, I could take him.

Should I bring a knife? maybe?

This is my chance to prove to all you fucking haters about it not being true. give me ideas if you want proof.
 
nvrmind didnt see the alst post.

Go and meet her again, you never know, she may just wanna talk, doesnt sound like it really though. I dont think the husband is gonna try to wail on a HSer though, that would be really dumb on his part. If he does try to take it/fight very little then you can make some $$ outta the ordeal!
 
if you meet with her again, dont do it at her house with her husband home. thats just asking for trouble. if some kid got with my wife and had the balls to come back to my house id tear him apart. if u set up the meeting somewhere ull have a better chance of recording it.
 
well she is making it sound like she realy wants me back for more. Like you would have to hear what she said. I was about to videotape the phone conversatino, and then just delete the video part so you can just hear the sound, and i thought it was rolling, but it didn't fucking record. I FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD. what kinda dumbass am i. ahh nevermind, one who gets with older ladies.
 
dude...how many guys get older women? Let alone how many guys in HIGHSCHOOL get attractive MARRIED women?! There's a reason the select fewe who can, date up: older chicks know the score, and theyre way way better in the sack. So don't pass up this oppurtunity. Conduct some research, and keep us posted.
 
Awesome story. Maybe she's just in an open relationship and her husband doesn't mind?

How fucked up would that be to be her daughter though.
 
woah. i am impressed. veryvery veryvery veryvery very very very very very very very very very impressed.
 
i do belive u but when u go off like this it seems like u are making it up....i belive u but if u want toerhs 2 dont get so pissed when some body says u didnt....just chill out...u socred wiht a mom thats h9ot thats all that matters...right?
 
36 years old?

damn, did she take her dentures out first?

i cant even imagine what wouldve happen if you got far enough to take off her depends...
 
"She is 36, married, 3 kids, husband upstairs, giving me head in her living room. "

Is all that matters....
 
ok so let me fill you in I will post the Myspace messages she sent me. Yes she has a myspace. I will copy and apste it all in a second.
 
OK so here is the first set of messages she sent me, and read it from the botom up. I changed her name to conceal the identity.

You care....... maybe you and I should talk.... without anyone else involved..NO ONE ELSE.....just me and you....IF you can be mature about the whole thing.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 26, 2006 2:26 PM

yeah. just a kiss. Sorry but if people ask, I'm not gonna lie, but you are right poeple already stopped tlaking about it. its all over. so you cna stop worrying and acting like nothing happened. No one cares anyway

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 25, 2006 11:40 PM

I think Patyn started a bunch of this crap anyway. I think it has pretty much blown over. I'm not mad anymore......

You THINK I was good huh? I am glad that you will have something special to remember...

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 25, 2006 9:37 PM

Let me correct you. I never said you were a dome goddess. I said you were good, thats all. And my best friends asked if I had sex and if I denied it all, they weren't gonna believe me, so I just told the truth. Who cares, people can believe what they want. But if anything, peyton started telling people first.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 24, 2006 11:39 PM

You kissing me was the bet.....why did you think you had to elaborate? Sure.... correcting people.... why didn't you just say "Ya, I had a bet that I could kiss her and I did." That is all!

I heard from specific people that YOU took them aside to tell them I was a freak and a dome goddess... think about who you told that to.... how many of your buds you said that to.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 24, 2006 11:23 PM

wtf my friends asked, so I told. You told micha and peyton that we kissed, and then they started telling people. Poeple come up to me saying we had sex, and I corrected them on what really happened.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 24, 2006 11:15 PM

Everyone has been texting me today telling me that you TOLD them shit directly..... WTF? Don't get my daughters into this. You don't know them very well...they don't talk crap about me. YOU need to set people straight...

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 24, 2006 9:17 PM

its not me. Your daughters started tellin everyone. I didn't say ANYTHING until people started sayin stuff that didn't happen so I had to correct them.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: "mary"

Date: Apr 24, 2006 6:16 PM

What the hell have you been saying about me?
 
here is the second set. again I changed the name, and the phone number. But i am going to call tonight and try to record it, I have a phone recoring thing that I found in the garage, all I need to find is a blank tape.

Just of it? I think you understood.... call me.... you know you want to.......

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:48 PM

425-123-4567

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:36 PM

whats ur number then

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:17 PM

I think you should call me... you know you want to.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:07 PM

lol, no not at all, I just am tired of talking about it. I think there is no reason to baffle over it. people can believe, people can't. fine, w/e

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 26, 2006 11:02 PM

Ya, I think that there are a few things that I would like to say to you in person. I'm not stupid enough to put anything into writing..... I understand that it was a one time thing...believe me. You sound a little hostile anyway...... See.... this is why younger guys are a problem....you are going to be a total jerk about this now aren't you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: ~J-Berg~

Date: Apr 26, 2006 10:53 PM

i honestly don't have anything to say... is there something that you want to say? anything I've told you has been true and w/e I don't feel like we have to meet up and discuss what happened between me and you. it was a one time thing. You gave me head, end of story I'm not broadcasting it to people. if they want to, then w/e but I'm not saying shit.

----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Mary

Date: Apr 26, 2006 10:29 PM

I guess you are scared of me now! You didn't reply to my last mail ........ I guess you don't want to talk. Funny... you really wanted to talk to me the other night.

If you change your mind let me know and I will give you my private number.
 
thereis no vid, as he said, but there is another vid with his friend.

good fuckin job man, you are such a pimp
 
ROUND THREE MOTHER FUCKERS.

Fuck all you haters, I have more myspace shit, and a recorded phone call. So suck mine. once I can host it, then you all can suck mine.

Wait like 20 minutes.
 
ok so I have the tape, with video, but how can I delete the video, and keep the audio? it is too big If I keep the video, which is just my camera facing the wall while I talk.
 
fuck man... your either a great story teller or a damn legend.

what if her husband found out? wouldn't he kick your ass?
 
i believe you man i got your back and i dont think you should post her myspace link cause all these little 15 year olds are gonna try and message her and be like OMG SUCK MY 3inch DICK

fucking dope as shit man get some GET SOME hahahahaha i PMed you for a cult invite
 
i don't even have the video anymore of the old one. i dumped my computer, and then I had it hosted on putfile, but eventually that came down too. other than that, the cult is pointless, literally.
 
yeah seriously man, fuck the haters who don't believe. DO NOT post the Myspace, all you're gonna do is alienate her more, since all the young kids on here will message her a bunch of shit
 
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