okay here's one....
i am walking around my local climbing area, come around a corner and what do i see? about 50 teddy bears climbing on my cliff. they have all the gear and everything. i look over at one, it smiles at me, then gives me the finger and starts laughing. i am like, 'What the fuck?' so i reach behind my back and pull out the biggest gun i have ever seen. i unload, shooting every damn teddy bear in sight. the thing is when they get hit, they don't have stuffing inside. blood and guts start exploding everywhere.
the day after i had this dream, i tell my dad about it (i had just moved back in with them). he says to me, 'it's all the acid in the water.'
'What?'
he's like, 'Yeah, me and my friends used to always come out here and eat LSD when we were younger.'
i found this funny, because my friends and i used to do the same thing on the same hill. so one good point of this dream was after having it, my dad and i have talked about so many more life experiences we have had. now i just can't wait until he retires. on the day of his retirement, i am going to have a big fatty J of some preemo nugs waiting for him.
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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.