Annoying tourists

bendanger

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where do the most annoying tourists come from? I would say its New Jersey. They are always rich, stuck up clueless fuckers who think that they are to cool for snowboard and skis and snowlerblade. sweet.

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its def Joey from jersey. aka dirty jersey. and jersey isnt that rich. lots of trash from jersey. new jersey takes our garbage from us, thats all i have to say. its the armpit of america. see take ur left arm and make a muscle, now ur arm is strong island, and ur armpit is dirty jersey. its the grundle state.

Anyone else hunting a Sasquatch this winter? We have spotted one in central VT.
 
california, they come to washington and pretend they own the fucking place...why the hell would you vacation from california and come to washington? what the fuck. theres hoards of them.

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america and japan if you live in whistler. but for breck definetly texas and New York

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
When I was at big sky this winter, it seemed like all the neon coat wearing, straight ski skiing tourists were from Florida, and some other crazy places in the east. Not many tourist types at home at Meadows.

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I live in Jersey 'the armpit of america' and i have to agree that they are the most annoying tourists when i go to vermont you can tell right away whos from NJ and NY. even here in NJ they are like tourists, completely clueless and always in the way.... if you havent noticed i cannot wait to move out west.

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'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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dirty jersey by far. the armpit of america.

strong island represent

Anyone else hunting a Sasquatch this winter? We have spotted one in central VT.
 
taxans are great for hittin'

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
I'd have to say europe, cuz some days the hill is packed with em, and theres big line ups full of ppl who dont speak english.

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
people from texas are by far the worst. but they are a lot of fun to talk shit to, they'll get into it with you over anything.

 
Ontario Here in the B.C interior. Apperantly you can't learn to Ski at your own mountain you have to come here and create a snowplow train.

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probably the texans here. i work in the rental tech shop and we have SOOOOO many that come through gettin' set up...

*A snowflake never blames itself for the avalanche...*
 
NJ is bad, but California is the worst, more specifically the fucking Bay Area, come up and flock over fucking tahoe like they own the place.

 
what mountain are we talking abouthere?

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you yankees bastards are unbearable. 30% of you are actually pretty cool, the other 70% i want to shoot. if it weren't for your beautiful promiscuous anorexic women and excellent video games, i'd have your country infested by radioactive rats carrying syphillis.

oh, and fuck the war on iraq. you're government is prepared to disrupt the entire world and slaughter innocent civilians just to get cheaper oil. it is a pre-emptive unilateral war. doesn't your court tout the motto 'innocent until proven guilty'? iraq hasn't been proven to be guilty of anything, the evidence bush has concocted would not hold in a court of law. quite frankly i'm disgusted that bush has taken a tragedy as horrible as sept 11 and twisted it to futher his republican agenda (death to republicans!). i wish clinton were back. all he did was get head and play the sexaphone.

i'd like to reiterate that about half of americans are good fellows but that i want to castrate your members of government. damn politicians...

why do they call it tourist season if you can't shoot them?

 
I'd have to say a combination of NJ and southenrn NY. Given, there are a lot of really good skiiers from there, but a lot of them are so annoying. I see kids from there skiing in those sports windbreakers, stupid hats, and jeans trying to hit up the park all the time and sucking horribly.

 
For Whistler... Def Japan... And the US, we get tonns of tourists from Washington... but they aren't really annoying... TEXANS are tho.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
i was fixing the jump to a rail today and this tourist comes flying down the hill yelling 'move' i yelled back at him and he still came up and went over my skis, so i pushed him and he ate shit, funniest thing ever

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Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
In 1st place for the worst tourists in the world:

THE BRITTISH, winging annoying. nothing is ever good enough.

in a close second:

some old amercans can be pretty fucking bad. like i was just in austria 3 weeks ago and we were skiing waist deep pow and it was ripping. we got on the bus at the end of the day and this group of old (50-60 years) americans were saying how much better skiing in the states was, my friend neil told them to go back there and that we didnt care for that kind of crap. and what is with ppl from the states, you meet say a asian person and you say 'where are you from?' and they might say'japan or china' and thats what you want to hear. 'you have a chat with a random old american and there like' im from nashville tennesse but previously from buffalo....you know up state newyork'. where the fuck is tennesse and buffalo is not a claim to fame. i not saying all ppl from the states are bad i just had a run in with a few bad ones.

R.I.P. JAM MASTER JAY.
 
those tourists pay for the pipe dragons and other expensive shit that make good parks so id just bear with em for a while...they pay such inflated ticket prices anyway. HA!

Sahid: I know how it is

Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie

Then I said...: no that is true

Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining
 
sad to say, its jersey

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I was single and so was a guy from idaho and just cuz we dont have a park, he hates whitewater i mean look. We have the steepest and most difficult terrain and like the lightest pow in north america!

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I have two: First of all when I'm home it seems to be all the Chicagoans....city slickers that think they're the 'bomb' and as much as I hate to say it, some of Michigan's lower penninsula people are freakin rediculously stupid. Second, I find that when I'm at out west, there seems to be lots of people that come up from the cities on the weekends, mostly middle aged men in there 30's that are all decked out....think they're just the SHIT. For example, spending time in Fernie and Banff there seems to be lots of people that come from Calgary on the weekends that havn't the slightest as to what the f**k they are doing..

 
at stratton our most annoying tourists are mostly outlandishly rich pricks from westchester NY. the joeys mostly come from new jersey though... these guys are the fucks who stand on top of tables in there rental gear, or who use the rail in-runs as little bitch jumps.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
no the #1 worst tourists are the french, theyre just the worst overall

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
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oh shit son. i forgot where im from. yeah we send our garbage to New Jersey but in no fuckin way do i live there.

Strong Island Represnt.

dirty jersey is the armpit of america.

get with it u dumb fuck. learn where ur from ass

Anyone else hunting a Sasquatch this winter? We have spotted one in central VT.
 
lol my cousin lives in the small town called jasper and like lots of japaneas people go there. so him and all his local friends tell them that its wayne greskys house on teh top of that one of the mountains(its actully a fire lookout) its like a 12 hour hike bu you cant ride the gondola buts its like 20 bucks a person, but ya all of them belive him and take go to see wayne but boy are they suprised when they find a bitchy old lady that hasnt had sex in like 50 years when they get to the top....

'Joyride Flims'
 
i was in whistler this last summer and some stupid americans were sitting on a bench smoking there camels and playing the name game. i wanted to throw a brick at them. well i did throw a brick.but like stupid americans get out of our country.

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haha right on D-spin!lol

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
I hate the most Kids who come and decide that Jibbing is riding. Everything else is gay. I dont know what the hell there thinking because riding is what the sport really is jibbing is just a fun extension besides while you can include big airs and tricks on your backcountry line it's impossible to include to include backcountry on your jib line ditch the park and start to ski

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