Annoying people at the movies

JeremyClarkson

JeremyClarkson

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yesterday my friends and i were going to go see angels and demons but the girls changed their minds and begged us to go watch UP. i thought great another disney flick. but it turned out to be a pretty cool movie. the only problem was the 8 year old fat pudgy hannah montana worshipper sitting next to me who had clearly seen the movie before because she kept telling her equally fat mother what was going to happen next . i really wanted to say something but the last thing i wanted was a crying brat and another angry overweight mom. so i endured. anyone else have similar experiences?
 
I alrwady got my ticket and went in, put my stuff down got seated with my friends then like 2 of us left to go get popcorn, i walked by the line where people get their tickets ripped and the guy that worked there was screaming at me to get back in my theatrre. I told him i was getting popcorn but he didnt care
 
dude i saw UP last night too, and the row behind me was like some sort of retarded family, they had a little girl who wouldn't shut up, they brought a damn retard baby who didn't understand the fucking movie anyways and could only say "doggie" , the mom laughed at EVERY FUCKING THING even when it wasn't supposed to be funny. on second thought, i think the only person in the family who wasn't a fucking asshole was the dad, although i'm sure he had a part in bringing his fucking baby to the movies.

I WANTED TO FUCKING KILL THEM.
 
Two things really piss me off when I'm at the movies:

1) When people talk.

2) When people text or open their phones a lot. It makes the entire area around them light up.

 
there was this kid once, in the front row. during the movie, his phone starts ringing (ringer on and all) and he just gets up and yells "WHAT??!??"
 
when i went to see up as well this dumb bitch with her two five year olds was getting mad at them for talking, and they started to cry, really loudly. so we heckled until they left which was like 30 min. into the movie. which reminds me to put that shit on netflix because i dont remember the begining.
 
annoying kids who think they're cool always ruin scary movies because they scream when it is not needed and then laugh and make too much damn noise
 
I once had to sit beside this fat redneck who breathed extremely loud and chewed popcorn with his mouth open. It seriously pissed me off.
 
I hate when there is some dumb five year old behind you who never stops asking his or her parents questions about every tiny part of the movie.

Why did he go there?

What does that mean?

Why is his car red?

Is red better than green?

etc.

That kills the movie for me.
 
There was some dumb bitch sitting in front of me at the hangover loudly talking the entire time, and saying what she thought was going to happen next which she was usually wrong about. and she had the most annoying laugh i have ever heard. damn near ruined the movie for me.
 
bah, that video is hilarious! but it always gets stuck in my head after watching it.

why is the floor so sticky? i just came. - dane cook. people say that pretty much every frickin time they go into the movie theater, it was funny the first time
 
i fucking stared down a bitch with her crying baby when i went to see star trek. just turned around and lazer visioned at her till she left.
 
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